Free daps and rep I taught my daughter flying elbow

[HipHopStan]

Mach looking down like

.

 

[BrehWyatt]

Next up, gotta teach her the Claymore/Brogue Kick.

Have you a little mini Test or some shyt

 

[julesocean]

Parlay this into a Stuntwoman career and take her to hollywood!

 

[jackswstd]

I got scars from trying out wrestling moves as a youngin.

 

[GiantGonzalez]

When I worked as a bartender, the manager used to bring in his son, an annoying 8 year old that the whole staff hated, one day I put him in the scorpion deathlock in the middle of the dining room, the Spanish kitchen staff called me “el scorpion” after that. They also fed the kid a pizza with pubes on it, I had nothing to do with that one though

 

[Norrin Radd]

When I worked as a bartender, the manager used to bring in his son, an annoying 8 year old that the whole staff hated, one day I put him in the scorpion deathlock in the middle of the dining room, the Spanish kitchen staff called me “el scorpion” after that. They also fed the kid a pizza with pubes on it, I had nothing to do with that one though

This is officially one of my favorite stories I've ever read on The Coli.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

this is def on the list

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I got scars from trying out wrestling moves as a youngin.

 

[jackswstd]

They didn't run those until the Attitude Era

 

[I AM WE ARE]

When I worked as a bartender, the manager used to bring in his son, an annoying 8 year old that the whole staff hated, one day I put him in the scorpion deathlock in the middle of the dining room, the Spanish kitchen staff called me “el scorpion” after that. They also fed the kid a pizza with pubes on it, I had nothing to do with that one though

My brother reminded me on the time he put a club DJ in the figure 4 for playing too much fight music when we were working security, dead in the middle of the dancefloor

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I think if you don't do wrestling moves on your kid, you're a failure as a father

 

[The axe murderer]

Gotta teach her the tadpole splash too

 

[Doctor Doom]

@nawlinsnfinest

Gotta get her into that Puro section