Charles definitely missing some screws....
That's my former Niner (only claiming the Niner years).
That's my former Niner (only claiming the Niner years).
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Mike Tyson vibesCharles definitely missing some screws....
That's my former Niner (only claiming the Niner years).
40 minutes of Charles Haley and Channing roasting each other
Copy Ninja
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Haven't heard the Haley episode yet but I recall reading some insane stories about Haley -
The wildest Charles Haley penis and masturbation stories
Jeff Pearlman’s excellent book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys “Boys Will Be Boys” is flush with stories about just how nutty Charles Haley was.
Here’s an excerpt:
The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.
He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”
“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ***********.”
He rarely passed up the opportunity to verbally pounce on a teammate’s shortcoming—an ugly child, a protruding mole, a lisp.
“Charles was a great player,” says Dexter Carter, the former 49er running back. “But there’s only so much a man can tolerate.” Once he got going, the words flew from Haley’s mouth as if they were shot from a Browning .50-caliber machine gun. Anyone effeminate was a *********.” African-American players who became close with the coaching staff were “house ********** and “Uncle Toms.” Whites were “honkies” and Hispanics “spics.” (A joke Haley told with particular brio: What do a Mexican and a hotel have in common? A mop.) Twice, his racial barbs resulted in fights with 49er teammate Jim Burt, a white defensive lineman who decked Haley both times.
From Page 115: “On his first day at Valley Ranch, Haley arrived in the conference room for a defensive film session dressed only in a towel. ‘The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself,’ said teammate Tony Casillas.”
Haley “quickly earned high praise as one of the league’s dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced.”
Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!”
Once in a team meeting, Haley came back from the bathroom, pulled down his shorts, wiped his ass, and threw his poopy toilet paper at 49ers linebacker coach John Marshall.
-During another team meeting, Haley whispered to teammate Scott Case, “Scott, turn around, I gotta show you something… Scott, dammit, turn around! You need to see this!” When Case turned around, according to Pearlman, he “saw Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”
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Can you imagine if Haley played today and did all this shyt
The wildest Charles Haley penis and masturbation stories
Jeff Pearlman’s excellent book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys “Boys Will Be Boys” is flush with stories about just how nutty Charles Haley was.
Here’s an excerpt:
The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.
He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”
“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ***********.”
He rarely passed up the opportunity to verbally pounce on a teammate’s shortcoming—an ugly child, a protruding mole, a lisp.
“Charles was a great player,” says Dexter Carter, the former 49er running back. “But there’s only so much a man can tolerate.” Once he got going, the words flew from Haley’s mouth as if they were shot from a Browning .50-caliber machine gun. Anyone effeminate was a *********.” African-American players who became close with the coaching staff were “house ********** and “Uncle Toms.” Whites were “honkies” and Hispanics “spics.” (A joke Haley told with particular brio: What do a Mexican and a hotel have in common? A mop.) Twice, his racial barbs resulted in fights with 49er teammate Jim Burt, a white defensive lineman who decked Haley both times.
From Page 115: “On his first day at Valley Ranch, Haley arrived in the conference room for a defensive film session dressed only in a towel. ‘The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself,’ said teammate Tony Casillas.”
Haley “quickly earned high praise as one of the league’s dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced.”
Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!”
Once in a team meeting, Haley came back from the bathroom, pulled down his shorts, wiped his ass, and threw his poopy toilet paper at 49ers linebacker coach John Marshall.
-During another team meeting, Haley whispered to teammate Scott Case, “Scott, turn around, I gotta show you something… Scott, dammit, turn around! You need to see this!” When Case turned around, according to Pearlman, he “saw Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”
Can you imagine if Haley played today and did all this shyt
RaspberryFitted
Boyz In Motion Member
RC asked that man if he was a slave because he ain’t seen somebody but blacks and whites 
Flag on the fukking play.
Flag on the fukking play.
RaspberryFitted
Boyz In Motion Member
why the camera turn on Channing when Charles told the crew they’ve been around naked men all their lives 
cmon daaaaawg
cmon daaaaawg
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
Haven't heard the Haley episode yet but I recall reading some insane stories about Haley -
The wildest Charles Haley penis and masturbation stories
Jeff Pearlman’s excellent book about the 1990s Dallas Cowboys “Boys Will Be Boys” is flush with stories about just how nutty Charles Haley was.
Here’s an excerpt:
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The reputation started with the penis—a fire hose of an organ that brought Haley more pride than any game-winning tackle. As he grew comfortable in the 49ers locker room, Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off. But Haley refused to stop.
He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!” or “You only wish you had this, baby!”
“Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about players’ wives,” says Michael Silver, who covered the 49ers for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat. “It got to the point of ***********.”
He rarely passed up the opportunity to verbally pounce on a teammate’s shortcoming—an ugly child, a protruding mole, a lisp.
“Charles was a great player,” says Dexter Carter, the former 49er running back. “But there’s only so much a man can tolerate.” Once he got going, the words flew from Haley’s mouth as if they were shot from a Browning .50-caliber machine gun. Anyone effeminate was a *********.” African-American players who became close with the coaching staff were “house ********** and “Uncle Toms.” Whites were “honkies” and Hispanics “spics.” (A joke Haley told with particular brio: What do a Mexican and a hotel have in common? A mop.) Twice, his racial barbs resulted in fights with 49er teammate Jim Burt, a white defensive lineman who decked Haley both times.
From Page 115: “On his first day at Valley Ranch, Haley arrived in the conference room for a defensive film session dressed only in a towel. ‘The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself,’ said teammate Tony Casillas.”
Haley “quickly earned high praise as one of the league’s dominant quarterback killers. And as one of its most imbalanced.”
Once Haley wrapped an Ace bandage around it and strolled through the locker room, screaming, “I’m the last naked warrior!”
Once in a team meeting, Haley came back from the bathroom, pulled down his shorts, wiped his ass, and threw his poopy toilet paper at 49ers linebacker coach John Marshall.
-During another team meeting, Haley whispered to teammate Scott Case, “Scott, turn around, I gotta show you something… Scott, dammit, turn around! You need to see this!” When Case turned around, according to Pearlman, he “saw Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”
Can you imagine if Haley played today and did all this shyt
He had some serious anger and mental issues…..
i tried dammit
RaspberryFitted
Boyz In Motion Member
you know what bruh.. ion appreciate this #IsChanningNotFromHarlem agenda you tryna push on us..
Besides, he looks like Prince in that photo.. He Ight
NormanConnors
Detroit/MSU Spartan Life
Channing has elite comedic timing, he could excel in that avenue if he chose to
I mean he's married with kids, I'm just saying I don't it's think it's ALL jokes. Even the rest be like "Damn broyou know what bruh.. ion appreciate this #IsChanningNotFromHarlem agenda you tryna push on us..
Besides, he looks like Prince in that photo.. He Ight
" at times.I'm still a fan of the show, it's just... Idk where this is heading
RaspberryFitted
Boyz In Motion Member
I mean he's married with kids, I'm just saying I don't it's think it's ALL jokes. Even the rest be like "Damn bro
I'm still a fan of the show, it's just... Idk where this is heading
Either he comes out the closet or he doesn’t
Negro Caesar
Superstar
Channing ain’t gay. nikka just a goofy nikka that loves the attention.I mean he's married with kids, I'm just saying I don't it's think it's ALL jokes. Even the rest be like "Damn bro
I'm still a fan of the show, it's just... Idk where this is heading
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Your search history gotta be
