Found out the girl i was cuffing is a huge ho

[Zapp Brannigan]

Hats why its good to get the CatFax on a bytch, especially if u are tring to cuff her. This situation lowkey feminds me of this cat that was on my college football team. (I've told this story before)

There was this one bytch on campus that was a straight up gunner. :wo: We would run stupid trains on this bytch. She was one of our go to bytches. We would call this bytch to fukk new recriuts to help convincn them to sign with us.


She would go hard in the gatdamn paint. You name it, she would do it If u saw her walkin thru campus, you would not have any idea that she just got ran thru by 10 nikkaz the night before.

So a few semsters down the road, this new jr college transfer enrolled at the school and was a part of the team. This nikka meets her and ends up cuffin her. I'm talkin holdin hands on campus, takin this bytch to the movies, tounge kissin this bytch in public. The nikka was sprung

He had no idea how much of a slut she was. I'm sure he heard the whispers of how much of a hoe she was, but he was like

LAST I heard was that he propsed to her, they are probably married by now

I know lots of girls like that who'd come by our frat that got married shortly after college.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

He said 3 different girls in one day not all day sex

Can the average guy do that on the regular like a girl?

I think that a statistic like this would defy the traditional standard of "average."

 

[observe]

Sounds like a freak

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

These hoes man

One thing I've learned a over the years is that you NEVER know about people. If she smashed 3 dudes in one night, you know she's done some other wild shyt on other nights. I'd suggest getting tested with that girl, make a date out of it

 

[Serious]

It be like sometimes. I aint even mad . I just aint in the business of cuffing or relationships.

I feel for my breh @Rob Van Ham though

 

[Serious]

 

[Poitier]

I think that a statistic like this would defy the traditional standard of "average."

My point.

Now how easy would it be for any girl with a vagina to find 3 dudes to fukk in a day on average? Much higher, correct?

Some women do not get this point.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Thats why its good to get the CatFax on a bytch, especially if u are tring to cuff her. This situation lowkey feminds me of this cat that was on my college football team. (I've told this story before)

There was this one bytch on campus that was a straight up gunner. We would run stupid trains on this bytch. She was one of our go to bytches. We would call this bytch to fukk new recriuts to help convince them to sign with us.


She would go hard in the gatdamn paint. You name it, she would do it If u saw her walkin thru campus, you would not have any idea that she just got ran thru by 10 nikkaz the night before.

So a few semsters down the road, this new jr college transfer enrolled at the school and was a part of the team. This nikka meets her and ends up cuffin her. I'm talkin holdin hands on campus, takin this bytch to the movies, tounge kissin this bytch in public. The nikka was sprung

He had no idea how much of a slut she was. I'm sure he heard the whispers of how much of a hoe she was, but he was like

LAST I heard was that he propsed to her, they are probably married by now

i had to tweet that first part. I wanted to make it a facebook status but she would probably see.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

So, she's a slut because she had sex with 3 different dudes in one day. Meanwhile, a dude having sex with three different females in one day is 'Da Man'?

Okay.​

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Yikes

Homer Simpson exiting thru the grass gif

 

[Steezy]

continue to smutt her out then make her admit she did it

after that trash her trust me son

 

[Poitier]

Yeah man, you not wifing her, so enjoy that til you get bored. Every woman got permadikk on they lips, no big deal.

 

[bl2k8]

You just dated you ain't get in no relationship with her, so it's only half a L

 

[Ronnie Lott]

but wait, how do you know your friend is telling the truth? What if he's just jelly because he wants her.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

That's actually really disgusting, no matter who does it.

Its considerably worse when females do it tho