For my nikkas who went to Asian massage/waxing parlors, how was the experience??

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Huh? Yall must talking about something else... So tell me, what do you mean by a Massage Parlour--because I thought this thread was about going to a place to get a massage. If it's about something else, then nvm, lol, I completely misunderstood.

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nah brehs talking about getting 'happy endings'

 

[unit321]

Knocked down a 40yr old korean lady after she gave a shower washing and soaping my balls,dikk,crack and all that

Creampied twice in the 1 session

She gave my a shower afterwards

While washing me she grabbed my dikk and was "woahh this I like"

This was up in Seattle...well Lynnwood.

What did you tell your doctor about the VD you picked up?

 

[Tiffrock]

 

[morris]

Like that scene, these threads never get boring ... no matter how many times they are rehashed

 

[pip77]

This is some handy info.

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[Mr Hate Coffee]

Ummm so we bragging about paying for sex now

Shame hard working men who are just tryna get a nut brehs.

Tricks aint bothering nobody.

Then yall wonder why sexually repressed men go and stab a girl for not giving them their number.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Key is to find a joint where the actual massage is worth the price alone.

You'll pay a fee to the house momma and then go into the back. Fee depends on how long you want the massage to last.

You go into the back and one of the girls will handle the rubdown. Towards the end they'll flip you over and tease enough to get you going. Then they'll ask if you want "extra." You don't have to accept but if you do, it's not always gonna be that great. Asian broads are all business usually and will try to make you pop in 2 minutes. Some only do the 5 knuckle shuffle while others will let you hit it. No way to know until you get there.

Better off getting an escort or hitting up the strip club based on what I've heard but it all depends.

 

[Hijo de luna]

Sbz

 

[LevelUp]

Question has anyone did that cupping shyt?

 

[feelosofer]

I always hear about places like these getting raided by the police, stay safe homies.

 

[semicko82]

Shame hard working men who are just tryna get a nut brehs.

Tricks aint bothering nobody.

Then yall wonder why sexually repressed men go and stab a girl for not giving them their number.

Not shaming nobody, most people brag on how they're the shyt and bagging all these women, then I see a thread about going to pros. Ummmm something aint adding up

 

[Hijo de luna]

Can a breh explain the Table Shower?

 

[LoMax30]

Knocked down a 40yr old korean lady after she gave a shower washing and soaping my balls,dikk,crack and all that

Creampied twice in the 1 session

She gave my a shower afterwards

While washing me she grabbed my dikk and was "woahh this I like"

This was up in Seattle...well Lynnwood.

Damn near choked on my water reading this

I been to couple joints in SF. Wasn't disappointed. Only got handies though

 

[LoMax30]

Can a breh explain the Table Shower?

Basically you lay on a what looks kinda like a medical table and she soaps you up and washes you with one of those portable shower heads. And she cleans everything

 

[Silkk]

Hit or miss.

When its hit though