For 1 million dollar, you become irresistible to gay men for a year

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I’m not ugly gang, so this wouldn’t be new. But there would be no way to attempt to court me, because I’m not talking to any of them.

Run me my paper.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Easy money

But some of that bussy might be hard to turn down because every straight man has a breaking point

 

[King Poetic]

I work from home

And i drive a car with tinted windows

Only problem I would have is going to doctor appointment

Give me that million

 

[Fill Collins]

"I'm not gay you fukking fakkit" will be something I have to say everyday for a million then

 

[Kurt off them percs]

inflation

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

If this doesn't already occur, I regret to inform you that you're ugly gang

without going into details

If you're a handsome dude it's going to happen regardless once in a while.

this



I look at sus men like a concerned father, they get the point and move along

 

[Don Snow]

Step 1 take the million

Step 2 post a selfie

Step 3 they flood the comments

Step 4 women flood the comments after cause now you have so much social currency and women on the internet all suffer from Fomo

Step 5 block all the sus brehs then have your pick of beautiful women

 

[Dontdoit3]

I work from home

And i drive a car with tinted windows

Only problem I would have is going to doctor appointment

Give me that million

Males doctors and male nurses are scheduling you to come in and start doing monthly prostate exams since you may be high risk.

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

 

[ajnapoleon]

Is it tax free

 

[Grifter]

Males doctors and male nurses are scheduling you to come in and start doing monthly prostate exams since you may be high risk.

Look me in the eyes and cough.

 

[DrexlersFade]

@DrexlersFade would do it for free

fukk I look like you

Oh yeah before I forget shut the fukk up!

 

[maxamusa]

@Carlton Banks would do it for .99 Cents

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Every where you go, a gay men will hit on you, telling you to smile, asking you on dates, sending you flowers, courting you....would be able to handle it?

I'M A CALL CENTER SUPERVISOR. GIVE THE MILLION BREH.

 

[maxamusa]

I'M A CALL CENTER SUPERVISOR. GIVE THE MILLION BREH.

Can you tell Nap to relax already