Fluke season came & WINCED, St. Nick jumps off the sinking ship- 2019 Philly Iggles offseason thread

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

They shyt on us...then lose

Then when we shyt on them..."b..b..b..but 1995 vhs Garrett extension"

"We won now leave us alone forever no other years count now"

Breh. You can talk shyt. You can clown us after a playoff loss. You can brag about being division champs. All that is fair play and par for the course.

But NOT when the team you're clowning on just won a chip LAST YEAR.

And ESPECIALLY if you haven't won a ring since Walkman cassette players were the hottest audio devices flying off the shelves at Circuit City and Radio Shack.

I mean, c'mon. This argument stretches the very fabric of human logic here.

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Breh. You can talk shyt. You can clown us after a playoff loss. You can brag about being division champs. All that is fair play and par for the course.

But NOT when the team you're clowning on just won a chip LAST YEAR.

And ESPECIALLY if you haven't won a ring since Walkman cassette players were the hottest audio devices flying off the shelves at Circuit City and Radio Shack.

I mean, c'mon. This argument stretches the very fabric of human logic here.

I'll play ball breh.

How many seasons would the Cowboys need to outperform the Eagles in order to be able to reasonably pop shyt at the end of each team's respective season?



Because really...It never mattered at what point in the playoffs the Cowboys lost, cus nikkas was gonna pop shyt anyway like they do every time we lose

But tonight is Philly's night

 

[Codeine Bryant]

lol Eagles fans acting like they weren't popping shyt as perennial bottom-feeding disappointing choking losers for literally decades. Before most of their fathers were born.

Now they in here furious

They think they immune cause of one fluke year

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

I'll play ball breh.

How many seasons would the Cowboys need to outperform the Eagles in order to be able to reasonably pop shyt at the end of each team's respective season?



Because really...It never mattered at what point in the playoffs the Cowboys lost, cus nikkas was gonna pop shyt anyway like they do every time we lose

But tonight is Philly's night

Again. Clowning any squad after getting bounced from the playoffs, in any sport, comes with the territory. You take the L like a man, go fishing in the offseason, and hope for better next year. COOL. Saints beat us, it is what it is.

But your barometer of success is unquestionably flawed. In your own words you believe the Cowboys as an organization and a team are outperforming the Eagles based upon an NFC East title and a sweep of head to head matchups. Even though both teams literally had the same result in the post season of 1-1, while the Eagles were defending their title less than 3hrs ago.

If your bar for success were any lower, Ant-Man might trip over it.

 

[livindajetlife]

Imma Patriot fan but I know cowboy fans not popping shyt

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

And btw, what makes something a "fluke" year?

Did they win a title based off a tuck rule?

Did they win the title during a lockout with scab players that I missed?

We're they the recipient of an Immaculate Reception?

Half the damn starting lineup was on IR and they beat a squad that just went to it's 8th straight AFC Championship game.

What was so damn flukey about the #1 seed in the conference winning the title?

 

[El Bombi]

Too much salt isn't good for your health.

It's a lot of salt on that dead bird.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

All that fukking jumping up and down, celebrating the streets cuz we lost only to turn around 24 hours later, jump out to a two score lead and choke that super bowl last year washed 60 years of pain away for one year, but it’s now back to reality for you dikkheads :Lmike:

 

[Broad Street Bully]

And that got you nothing except a longer tenure for Dak and Linehan. Have fun with that.

The same Dak that be kicking y’all asses

 

[Dig]

The same Dak that be kicking y’all asses

Dak
Zeke
Lawrence
Amari
Tavon
Them contracts ain’t go pay themselves
Y’all can refill the cupboards with that fir... 2nd-rder
Ima enjoy the day where Dak is the highest paid QB in the league

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Dak
Zeke
Lawrence
Amari
Tavon
Them contracts ain’t go pay themselves

Ima enjoy the day where Dak is the highest paid QB in the league

We got enough money to bring 3/4 of that list back (Tavon ) and still compete. Feels good to know you can draft and ain’t gotta rely on FA for talent

 

[Dig]

We got enough money to bring 3/4 of that list back (Tavon ) and still compete. Feels good to know you can draft and ain’t gotta rely on FA for talent

Tell em why they mad chief

It's blatantly obvious that Dak just sucks ass at throwing a football.

He's only capable of two things.
1. Throwing the ball to where the receiver IS. So the shyt always ends up behind him by the time it arrives.

2. Trying to lead the receiver, which he's unable to do, so he constantly overthrows the ball.

Dude has zero anticipation. Zero accuracy. Zero footwork. Zero touch.

When Dak makes a good throw, you know that shyt is pure luck.

Yea fukk this bright future talk

Garrett is getting an extension and Dak’s will follow. That already puts us behind fhe 8-ball.

No first round pick
1st place schedule next season where we have to go to Chicago, New England, New Orleans and have the Packers and Rams at home

Oh and we wont have money to improve the defense because we have to pay D-law

And Zeke may hold out for a contract extension


We’re fukked

But thats yo mans

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Tell em why they mad chief





But thats yo mans

That ain’t my man and you can find posts in there from me killing that nikka too. But you also gotta realize, as do they, there aren’t other options out there and we just gotta live with dude until there are. He getting a tag first and foremost tho, ion think they that stupid to skip that process and go straight to bag tossing. If anyone deserves that treatment it’d be Zeke.

 

[Dig]

That ain’t my man and you can find posts in there from me killing that nikka too. But you also gotta realize, as do they, there aren’t other options out there and we just gotta live with dude until there are. He getting a tag first and foremost tho, ion think they that stupid to skip that process and go straight to bag tossing. If anyone deserves that treatment it’d be Zeke.

Y’all QB development is I agree that you might as well stick with Dak when it’s Kellen Moore running the QB room ain’t nobody go prosper with that . Throwing that Tag around don’t end up like the slurs tagging back to back and paying Dak 30M+ a year