Fleshlight we off that we have a hands free sperm extractor now

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Dollar store tash can next to a 3,000 dollar meat beater.

Only in America. And yall nikkas say we in a recession.

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

that hole is too wide it would be like fukking a bucket for me

 

[Kings County]

that hole looks too big for the BLACK male penis size

fixed

 

[OPTiMO]

or just make a fee fee for free

 

[Ricky Church]

Wouldnt u just pay a bytch to fukk u instead of wasting on a machine

it's $2800 one flat rate, that'll pay for itself over time.
and you ain't gotta worry bout STD's

 

[*AP]

that hole is too wide it would be like fukking a bucket for me

I'm sure for 2,800 the hole can be adjusted

 

[Ricky Church]

I'm sure for 2,800 the hole can be adjusted

I'm sure for $2800 YOUR hole can be adjusted...

Spoiler

 

[havoc00]

I'm sure for $2800 YOUR hole can be adjusted...

Spoiler

 

[winb83]

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.
Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.




Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help') | Mail Online

in the long run most would save a ton of money just paying out the $3000 and fukking that thing instead of simping, tricking, being in a relationship, or getting married then divorced. no stress, no bullshyt.

 

[OPTiMO]

@ the thought of explaining that shyt to anyone that comes to ur house




"that some new video game system bruh?"



"......somethin like that "

 

[bangbreh]

does it suck tho

 

[Kalik]

Oh shyt

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

..............................

 

[Bathing Ape]

where to order

 

[Grifter]

Wouldnt u just pay a bytch to fukk u instead of wasting on a machine

Its for donating sperm.