Fleshlight we off that we have a hands free sperm extractor now

[havoc00]

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.
Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

 

[havoc00]

 

[Ricky Church]

shyt just got real

 

[M617]

that hole is too wide it would be like fukking a bucket for me

 

[Fellatio]

feminists should be happy. More women for them. But they hate men so much

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[DStyles]

be right back making a withdrawal for $2,800.

edit: I wonder if it comes with a USB connector to plug in my 1TB hard drive filled with nothing but porn

 

[SuikodenII]

Crazy ass Japanese...


...then again if working a 60 hour work week was the norm over here, we'd be just as crazy if not worse

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

the was created for situations like this...

 

[Boolean]

this is the technology i can get in front of

 

[Wild self]

Population control, I see. Imagine if male birth control was available, as well as cures to ever STD. I would be going raw with bytches every damn time.

 

[Ooh Marty]

that hole looks too big for the average american male penis size

 

[He Who Posts Well]

What kind of financing they offering?

 

[BStapies]

Wouldnt u just pay a bytch to fukk u instead of wasting on a machine

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Wouldnt u just pay a bytch to fukk u instead of wasting on a machine

Why pay a b!tch, that might come with an STD or a stank attitude, to fcuk once when I got a machine that can fcuk for an eternity with a lifetime warranty.