first-ever video of giant squid in the deep

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It's hard to swing a knife to do any sort of meaningful damage underwater unless you can use the squid itself as leverage anyway :comeon:

You're right. I didnt know it had those blades on its tentacles and a beak that can cut through steel cables. Im not built for that, but we should really think about the effects a grenade launcher attachment on an AR could do to this things mind. That big ass head looks dramatically weak. If that head gets splashed its down the abyss.
 

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Yea giant squid is a simp. Mad clingy. I cant beat this thing with a knife. I concede defeat with rambo knife.

...after it penetrates your culo with multiple appendages as you squeal like a 12 year old Japanese girl until a tentacle gets jammed down your throat.
 

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...after it penetrates your culo with multiple appendages as you squeal like a 12 year old Japanese girl until a tentacle gets jammed down your throat.
Im going to find you when i come to new york stuff you in a syring and take you to the CDC claiming i discovered a new disease called Hepatitis Biach. Go die.
 

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Thats why ill be in my scuba suit with a rambo knife. I killed one of these things in my dreams bruh. It tried to inhale me into its disgusting mouth and the rambo knife was pointed toward it like, yea, eat this muther fukker. :steviej: I surface out the ocean with a packaged box of calimari on sale for 5.99 if i went to war with this thing. Stop it.

Im going to find you when i come to new york stuff you in a syring and take you to the CDC claiming i discovered a new disease called Hepatitis Biach. Go die.

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couple seconds of video

 
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Next up: Colossal Squid
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There's soooo much we don't fukking know about the ocean and so much we may never know. We can barely get a fukking autonomous submarine down to the deepest parts.

And fukk Sperm Whales too. These weird fukkers are the deepest diving animals we know about, they go down into the complete darkness of the sea, use sonar to find these fukking 10 tentacle having giant monsters with beaks, then they have an all out battle with the whale using a it's sonar like a literal focused sonic gun and the Squid having fukking daggers on the tentacles. I bet Blue Whales saw that and was like, "fukk all that noise. im gonna evolve and eat krill."

There's a reason why we got the fukk out of the ocean.
 
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