Files Paper Work For Derek Sanderson Jeter

[jfkennedy]

Yall forget he had surgery so he was just laying up for a few weeks

Sshh, let's not be logical here.

They're acting like he can train full-strength fresh off of that injury. Of course he's going to pick up some weight.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

@MLBNetwork: Harold Reynolds had lunch with Jeter yesterday

 

[beenz]

According to this:

'Fat Derek Jeter' now 'Fit Derek Jeter' - CBSSports.com

So the first post was

 

[Oroko Saki]

King Jeter the GOAT

 

[Walt]

@MLBNetwork: Harold Reynolds had lunch with Jeter yesterday

Jeter wins again.

 

[Da King]

@MLBNetwork: Harold Reynolds had lunch with Jeter yesterday

dude got a big ass head

 

[ExodusNirvana]

There's a special place in hell for people who hate on Derek Jeter...right next to Paterno

 

[mozichrome]

i'm sure those models wouldnt let Jeter get that big

 

[Larry Holmes Gardens]

Hammer,

It appears that you have filed this application on behalf of a Mr. Derek Sanderson Jeter in error. Please remember that we are a serious organization and your failed attempts at humor are not welcome. If in the future you wish to file further applications with the Larry Holmes Gardens please do so with sincerity.

Sincerely,
Larry Holmes Gardens