He was weirdly committed to those tight ass choker necklaces too
Im betting the last one he had legit exploded straight out in every direction, ricocheting off walls and shyt.
Actually that could've been his "come to Jesus moment" there...Not just like a middle aged dude busting a button on some old pants and retiring em from the rotation. I'm seeing something much darker it ain't a pretty picture brehs, seldom is with these Olive Garden addicts
If i had fat rolls busting jewelry off my person with Aaron judge exit velocity I know I'd grab the Aldo Montoya mask and walk straight to the nearest AA/intervention. 98% chance he was wearing Jorts in his darkest hour too....the state of it all
