Only seen a few episodes of him on Seinfeld, but King Of Queens quotes for days
"If a little person came into my store it was all I could talk about for years"
"I'd slap you right across the face if I didn't know that you would, in turn, floor me"
"During that weekend they beat me pretty severely....And I may have been compromised by a gentleman named Road Dog"
"Douglas is everything alright? I heard someone up here screaming like a bytch"
"Would you look at that....Jesus is coming tomorrow!"