Female cashier just LAUGHED at me as I was buying CONDOMS

[Sad Bunny]

Should've done self-checkout :ohumad:

haven't you idiots heard of self checkout lines?

yeah but I'm on 8th street so I went to CVS which is on 11th street. The grocery store is on 25th Street.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

 

[sfgiants]

Does the package show up as "condom depot" for the mailman or maillady to see?

nope comes in a plain brown box. the shiping label just says "Golive LLC" on it. the same shows up on ur CC statement "golive llc"

they got specials all the time too, and the prices are way cheaper than getting them in the store. sometimes they include free gifts, i got some strawberry flavored lube in with my condoms once and slathered it on my girls clam even tho she didnt need it

 

[obarth]

Should've said you were copping them for your boy

 

[CASHAPP]

nope comes in a plain brown box. the shiping label just says "Golive LLC" on it. the same shows up on ur CC statement "golive llc"

they got specials all the time too, and the prices are way cheaper than getting them in the store. sometimes they include free gifts, i got some strawberry flavored lube in with my condoms once and slathered it on my girls clam even tho she didnt need it

Brb gotta make a deposit in my checking account

 

[mortuus est]

looooooooooooooooool at gator waiting for everyone to buy their shyt and leave so he can buy condoms

@Heelish can you draw something up fam? will rep and dap

 

[BruhMayne]

She laughed cause she know you about to have a STD or pregnancy in your future

fukk you doing buying lifestyles bruh. Prayer is more trustworthy than them bullshyt ass rubbers

 

[Sad Bunny]

She laughed cause she know you about to a STD or pregnancy in your future

fukk you doing buying bullshyt ass lifestyle bruh

They fit perfectly and have never popped on me

Those Magnums be rapper's-jeans-in-the-90s status on my penis

 

[How Sway?]

Should've said you were copping them for your boy

 

[vodriguez]

got yo ass

 

[BruhMayne]

They fit perfectly and have never popped on me

Those Magnums be rapper's-jeans-in-the-90s status on my penis

@ that info. Get some regular trojans call it a day, its a reason they pass lifestyles out for free.

 

[mortuus est]

Those Magnums be rapper's-jeans-in-the-90s status on my penis

 

[Tommy Fits]

She laughed because she was wondering why a homo would need condoms, not like you and your bf an get pregnant. You should have set her straight and told her you can still catch and STD.

 

[Pool_Shark]

The worst is when you gotta ask them to go in the back and check for smaller sizes cause all they got is magnums

 

[iamstr8fire]

its a reason they pass lifestyles out for free.

This.