Fellas: You find out a chick that u recently slept w/ has an std

[MikeBrownsJob]

I asked dude to make the pain go away now cuz that shyt was hurting so damn bad. So he gave me the needle and that shyt like almost immediately cleared that shyt up.

 

[PabloEscobar]

+1 for virgins never had a std scare in my life
HIV to me is just an honeymoon in Vegas