fellas: have you ever gone to a strip club just you and your gf

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how do you know it's not your thing if you never been?:troll:

So I'm going to go to a place where there's half naked black sistas swinging from a pole that's not my girl and a place where it serves alcohol....I'll pass. I can't on one hand tell the young girls I come across one thing and I do the other. I have a conscience at the end of day. My woman is all the entertainment I need.
 

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So I'm going to go to a place where there's half naked black sistas swinging from a pole that's not my girl and a place where it serves alcohol....I'll pass. I can't on one hand tell the young girls I come across one thing and I do the other. I have a conscience at the end of day. My woman is all the entertainment I need.

nikka,you tryna kick knowledge?!?!







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So I'm going to go to a place where there's half naked black sistas swinging from a pole that's not my girl and a place where it serves alcohol....I'll pass. I can't on one hand tell the young girls I come across one thing and I do the other. I have a conscience at the end of day. My woman is all the entertainment I need.
:manny: good point.

...slinks away to think about what I preach to my little sisters... :sadcam:
 

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Yea. A bunch of times. I was dating a girl and we had a weird shift for a minute (we worked together) when we got off the only thing open was a strip club.
 

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Fellas please don't bring your girl to the strip club unless you KNOW she is cool. It is a fail 9 times out of 10. They usually just sit there like this :stopitslime: killing the whole club's vibe. I've seen women cry, try to hit dudes with bottles or cuss dudes out. The funniest story I can remember is when this little White chick came in with her husband. It was all good. She said they went to strip clubs all the time. She was having a okay time until the biggest fake ass in the club got on stage. The husband couldn't take his eyes off of her :takedat:.. White girl wilded out. She was crying and throwing shyt every where. He literally had to carry her out. The worst part is that his best friend came with them. The friend was so embarrassed.

Another time a chick threaten my friend b/c her husband's friend had bought him a table dance (literally on the table where she wouldn't even touch him). I had to let her know that if she put her hands on anyone that she was gonna get the biggest ass whooping of her life. She sat quietly after that.

Don't bring them. :usure:
 

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@Chesirecatdaddy have you been to the strip clubs out in Queens like Starlets with all them top tier Instagram booty models?
 

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@Chesirecatdaddy have you been to the strip clubs out in Queens like Starlets with all them top tier Instagram booty models?
only perfections. I usually fukked with small shyts like the golden lady in the bronx (real hole in the wall) ... some other hole in the wall in E ny and sue's... I go to strip clubs n special occasions only usually.
 

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yep. usually VIP after hours if we're not ready to go home just yet after some "event"...lots of couples there. both of us usually get lapdances and the girls love me..let me touch em etc... (i'm a great tipper and genuinely not a hater) :manny:
 

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yup...was weird as hell.

Was in Miami a few years back and my girl was like wanna got a strip club

me: :lupe:

her: well?

me: umm...you wanna go a strip club?

her: yeah why not :yeshrug:

me: :ok :lupe:

then we get to ROLEX and everything was all good until a thick big booty, big titty bytch gets on stage and I immediately get hard...so I get my ones ready

girl looked at me like :rudy: "oh so yu gonna get your money ready huh"

me: :wtf: it was your idea to bring me here wtf

her: whatever, just do you

:mindblown:

Women are something else

:ufdup:


She set u up for that 1 breh
 

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yup...was weird as hell.

Was in Miami a few years back and my girl was like wanna got a strip club

me: :lupe:

her: well?

me: umm...you wanna go a strip club?

her: yeah why not :yeshrug:

me: :ok :lupe:

then we get to ROLEX and everything was all good until a thick big booty, big titty bytch gets on stage and I immediately get hard...so I get my ones ready

girl looked at me like :rudy: "oh so yu gonna get your money ready huh"

me: :wtf: it was your idea to bring me here wtf

her: whatever, just do you

:mindblown:

Women are something else

:pachaha: she trolled the fukk outta you
 
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