Feeling randy with no hope...

[Cabbage Patch]

Ew. I have standards. Our problems is weeding out the elephants from the heffalumps...

And men would say if you have standards you don't really have a problem. Men engage in slumpbusting... with the caveat that it's a hell of a lot easier for them to do so than for women to do so.

You may live with your dad now, but invest in something mechanical so that the obsession that's built up has a release and you don't go doing something/someone stupid just because your p*ssy directs you to. Good luck.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[CinnaSlim]

The posters who were confused at the title must have never seen this movie.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

The posters who were confused at the title must have never seen this movie.

Its a classic

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I'm in the desert with u. That's the whole point of me wanting a good relationship. So I can get my back blown out by ONE dude, who I can trust that I'm attracted to.
One Saturday morning...cartoons, cereal and eggplant.
It could all be so simple...lol!

 

[tater]

I'm in the desert with u. That's the whole point of me wanting a good relationship. So I can get my back blown out by ONE dude, who I can trust that I'm attracted to.
One Saturday morning...cartoons, cereal and eggplant.
It could all be so simple...lol!

A girl can dream

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Wehell I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a Blue Boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up good vibration
Ooh she bop, she bop

Do I want to go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I want to go south and get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop or I'll go blind
Ooh she bop, she bop

She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu bop
I hope he will understand
She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu she bop
Ohh ohh she do she bop

Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperon
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
Hey, I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet, oh she bop, she bop

She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu bop
I hope he will understand
She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu she bop
Ohh ohh she do she bop

She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu bop
I hope he will understand
She bop he bop and we bop
I bop you bop and they bop
Be bop be bop a lu she bop
Ohh ohh she did it she bop
Ohh ohh she did it she bop

I abstained for 7 years till I found someone I could trust.

You're not going to die or go insane.​

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

OP must be young...

Its good to wait...

Daddy raised u well