Yeah, really, you'll have one strike to make, two max. Whether you kick, punch, chop, etc. it would be best to go throat or eyes. Or you can go Mike Tyson mode and bite his face or ear off.as some one who has sadly spent some time in a courtroom
I say ya got under 5 seconds get your licks in
after that you gonna have 3 or 4 cats on ya and more on the way
now you meet with the right dudes baby's mom in a parking lot and give her $1,500
that scumbag will have daily problems on the inside
Father of abused gymnasts tackles Larry Nasser in court
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DamienWayne
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Cacs so corny even when they doing right 
Salute the father tho
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Salute the father tho
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Bart simpson
Served w/ no chill
Bart simpson
Served w/ no chill
why he sound like a typical dad from a sitcom?
but on the real sometimes you gotta take matters into yo own hands
turned to captain america for a second
Yup thats how you play it
Captain America, Hawkeye and Nick Fury could clean up these streets
HookersandIceCream
#TeamOrange
He sounds like hes ordering at Applebee’swhy he sound like a typical dad from a sitcom?
Can I have fries instead of rice?
No sir
How about a side salad?
No sir
Okay
*lunges at waiter*
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Family Lives Matter
#FLM
Free the guys
R.E.N. Spells Ren
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What's being lost here is the terrible work by the cameraman. Really fell asleep at the wheel. 
YakSpiller
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Was gonna post this...
7th Letter Specialist
99’ Expedition w/ the TV’s in it..
Could've sworn I've seen this shyt on Family Guy.
generic-username
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I love how the women standing next to him thought he was joking. Their face went from
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totoUmm.. by the time the dad even makes a call, Larry's gonna be shivved up, ass bleeding, and hanging from a belt loop in the infirmary.
I don't mean to be graphic, but I give him less than 24 hours in gen pop
Take advice on how to attack people in a courtroom from a cop brehsWell, there's a couple threads on this topic. Mine has zero responses.
Anyway, there is about 15 to 25 feet between you and the defendant in a courtroom. Sometimes, there is a fence/half-wall thingy.
You are behind the prosecuting side's table or area for people who want to watch. The defendant is sitting in a table with his attorney. There will be at least one deputy nearby if not two. If you've been in court before or watch courtroom shows, you know there's a defendant side and a prosecuting side in the courtroom, but every courtroom layout isn't the same.
How to successfully attack a defendant in a courtroom.
1. You need to be warmed up physically. Loosen up your muscles.
2. You need to wear proper footwear and clothing. Loose fitting clothes and athletic footwear to get a grip. Not dress shoes or boots.
3. Watch the deputies so that they are not focused on you. This is paramount.
4. Edge your body so you don't have to move around a table or chair before the launch. But, be casual about it.
5. When the deputies are distracted looking elsewhere, sprint. You can learn how to start your sprint from youtube or books on sprint starts. I'm talking about the 100 and 200 meter races. Arm speed must match leg speed. You launch just right, you will close up that 15 to 25 foot gap within 2 seconds.
Dig deep after your first two steps.
6. Know where you are going to hit the defendant. You have a very small window of time before a deputy pulls you away. Neck, face, eyes, throat. Defendant will be cuffed so you have the edge.
Good luck.
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99’ Expedition w/ the TV’s in it..
Its not as satisfying as doing it yourself. Like, not even using a gun because you have enough rage to do it w/ your bare hands. Having goons do it cant replace this feeling.
