Fat things you've done

[MR. SNIFLES]

MY MOM MADE ME A SWEET POTATO PIE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BREHS.

 

[shynewhatts]

Come on now...couldn't give the homeless man just 1 PIECE??

But I feel u....I ate 4-5 pieces of fresh fried chicken before...I mean fresh straight from the grease...shyt was and at the same dayum time.

Man when my ass paid extra to the white meat he coulda been one those starving ethopians off those unacief comercials he wasnt getting my shyt. I left the bones in the bucket after i was done instead of throwing it in the trash so if his ass was really that hungry he can nibble on them bad boys like the bm was prepared to do before I said chill and left them.

 

[onthereal]

I used to eat a medium papa johns and one of them cookie pies three times a week.

 

[Givethanks]

Ran out of breath

 

[Lo-Co]

Its funny how this thread says fat shyt, but in reality nikkas that work out are the KINGS of this shyt.

I'm the fat brother and my lil brother can embarrass the fukk outta my ass at buffets and shyt.

Bruh. I watched my small ass cousin eat 2 1. Pound calzones and 35 wings.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Y'all got some light appetites in here

 

[Niggthaniel Essex]

I used to eat a medium papa johns and one of them cookie pies three times a week.

God damn

 

[CoochieMane]

Ate a whole medium pizza in one sitting.
I've also drank a 2 liter bottle of coke in one sitting on multiple occasions. No more for me I'm done with soda and have changed my diet for the year so far, I was starting to feel a little too

 

[Worthless Loser]

Brought a container of Oreos and ate all of them in two days. That was last week.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Ate a whole medium pizza in one sitting.
I've also drank a 2 liter bottle of coke in one sitting on multiple occasions. No more for me I'm done with soda and have changed my diet for the year so far, I was starting to feel a little too

Folks underestimate the damage of that damn soda. Drinking 6-7 cans a day, every day a week gonna have you looking like nutty professor.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Spoiler

Their tacos are like tic tacs, breh. Not a real Mexican taco at all, but I fukks with them.


Then they had them beef and cheesy potato burritos

Got some Beef Gorditas

A few Chalupas

Two Nachos bell grande


And can't forget the Mountain Dew Baja Blast


Took all that shyt back to the crib, got higher than giraffe p*ssy and made it a movie marathon night.


Next morning on the toilet?

Back when they had that XXL chalupa a few years ago

Everytime I left the gym I'd fukk up at least 3 of those plus 1 soft and 1 hard taco

 

[GreenGrass]

ordered a big mac meal with 2 cheese burgers

also,

one time, i ordered 3 cheese burgers

- i was high on weed for both occasions

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I dipped my french fries in mayo the other day and liked it

my sister told me thats low key good

Cac shyt

ever actually tried it, @Asiatic Black Hebrew ?


is good tho once you get past the idea of doing it

 

[Taco]

Delete

 

[bangbreh]

Ate an 8 piece dark meat chicken bag from Albertsons more times than I can imagine