losing weight trying not to be
anymore but it's in me
.
done ate two foot longs back to back.
done ordered the weiner schnitzel family pack (4 chili dogs, 4 corn dogs, 4 chili fries, 4 chili burgers) and ate the shyt solo over the course of a day.
done secretly bought myself dinner and then pretended like i ain't eat so i could eat again with the family.
done sent my lil sis in places so the cashiers won't recognize me from earlier.
done stayed in red lobster after everybody else left so i can get the most out of the endless shrimp.
it's so much other shyt that i can't think of.
this fat boy shyt ain't a game.