Fat things you've done

YOLO_JONES

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I would always hit up Walgreens and take advantage of their 3 for $3 king size candy bars and 2 for $5 medium bags of M&M's. I got a shytload one day, and when I went to pay the cashier (older cac in her 60's) asked if it was all for me. Feeling embarrassed, I told her "no, its for my little brother who has "low blood sugar". She told me how sorry she was to hear and thought I was a saint for doing what I was doing. Now, everytime I go in there she always brags to her co-workers that I'm a "sweet brother that comes in to buy candy for his sick brother" She would even tell other customers waiting in line... got so bad I quit going there.
 

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A few weeks ago, I went to Houstons and had spinach dip, an Hawaiian ribeye with a loaded baked potatoe and for desert I had the nut brownie (pause) with ice cream. So I'm on my way home, I see the light is on at Krispy Kreme so I got a dozen and threw about 4 of those h0es back while driving with a small coffee.... This was about 9....

I settle in to watch a movie and have some glenfiddich and a nice blunt of platinum cookies around 10 and I got a taste for some Wingstop. I ended up getting a 10 piece Brazilian lime, fries, and yeast rolls...SMH
 
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