Fast & Furious franchise appreciation

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There's suspension of disbelief, and there's just plain :wtf:

I loved Fast Five, but the "jump off the car and live after a 1000 foot drop into water" scene :rudy:

so if someone did that in real life they would die immediately?
 

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so if someone did that in real life they would die immediately?
Yeah...the impact of hitting water would be pretty severe, especially at the height they jumped from.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWWvm8IGnoE"]Fast Five - Alternate Stunt Clip - YouTube[/ame]

But I digress...I loved Fast Five, regardless. Sometimes implausible shyt makes for damn good entertainment.
 

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so if someone did that in real life they would die immediately?

Jumping off the Golden Gate bridge is almost always fatal and that's only a 200 feet plunge. What do you think a 1000 ft. drop to water will do?

In the F&F movie they didn't die and they didn't even get injured but they got out like :manny: all healthy and shyt. I like the movies as well but this is destroy a movie with logic shyt right here, breh. It's dumb as fukk and suspension of disbelief is thrown out the window.
 

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Han was the only thing that saved Tokyo Drift from being a horrendous movie.

Pretty much. That white dude was one of the worst actors ive ever seen. On the flip side bow wow did way better than i thought he would. But han was the real star of the movie.


Never seen a franchise turn itself around like fast n furious i thought for sure after tokyo drift it would of been straight to dvd walmart discount bin status. But now its one of the movies im lookin forward to
 

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I guess I can understand some kind of enjoyment people get from these, but they are hardly even movies anymore, just CGI filled set pieces, it's a video game, that new trailer, I mean that shyt was like 85% CGI....acting, story, character development, well those were never important but now theres hardly any trace of a script or a story, just a set up for some ridiculous action....not my thing. The first one had potential, 'Point Break' is essentially the same movie, just a much better script, director, and overall approach to the material.
 

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I guess I can understand some kind of enjoyment people get from these, but they are hardly even movies anymore, just CGI filled set pieces, it's a video game, that new trailer, I mean that shyt was like 85% CGI....acting, story, character development, well those were never important but now theres hardly any trace of a script or a story, just a set up for some ridiculous action....not my thing. The first one had potential, 'Point Break' is essentially the same movie, just a much better script, director, and overall approach to the material.

any more gibberish you want to add, ebert?
 

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Jumping off the Golden Gate bridge is almost always fatal and that's only a 200 feet plunge. What do you think a 1000 ft. drop to water will do?

In the F&F movie they didn't die and they didn't even get injured but they got out like :manny: all healthy and shyt. I like the movies as well but this is destroy a movie with logic shyt right here, breh. It's dumb as fukk and suspension of disbelief is thrown out the window.
Da fukk are u talking about? When has ANY action movie, in the history of action ever been realistic.

We have seen cars blow up with one bullet, people faces get swapped, 1 guy take on 30 attackers without any wounds, people bending bullets, cops turned into cyborgs, pubescent girls becoming lethal killers, and regular joes blowing up astroids in space...but Fast Five drives a car off the cliff into some water all hell wants to break loose.
 

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Da fukk are u talking about? When has ANY action movie, in the history of action ever been realistic.

We have seen cars blow up with one bullet, people faces get swapped, 1 guy take on 30 attackers without any wounds, people bending bullets, cops turned into cyborgs, pubescent girls becoming lethal killers, and regular joes blowing up astroids in space...but Fast Five drives a car off the cliff into some water all hell wants to break loose.

:heh:

Fall back, breh. I wasn't singling out the Fast and Furious series. I can point bullshyt in all and any of my favorite action movies.
 

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Never seen a franchise turn itself around like fast n furious i thought for sure after tokyo drift it would of been straight to dvd walmart discount bin status. But now its one of the movies im lookin forward to

well vin came back, he makes the movies flow
 

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:heh:

Fall back, breh. I wasn't singling out the Fast and Furious series. I can point bullshyt in all and any of my favorite action movies.

Thats my exact point. So singling out any action movie is pointless.
 

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Da fukk are u talking about? When has ANY action movie, in the history of action ever been realistic.

We have seen cars blow up with one bullet, people faces get swapped, 1 guy take on 30 attackers without any wounds, people bending bullets, cops turned into cyborgs, pubescent girls becoming lethal killers, and regular joes blowing up astroids in space...but Fast Five drives a car off the cliff into some water all hell wants to break loose.

Including comic and sci-fi material in this list is completely missing the point.
 
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