mane.....i think thier is a STRONG CORRELATION BETWEEN BIPOLAR BEHAVIOR and GREAT SEX
This thread is epic!!
i had bumped into one of my exes yesterday at the mall....
i had to KEEP IT CORDIAL..cause the byatch is 7:30 CRAZY....
she once told me one time after i broke up with her and had to get the cops on her (yeah it's true) ...
that "I would have been taken you OUT (killed) ...if it wasn't for your adorable son"...
so anyway i bumped into her again hoping not arouse her anger...
and PLUS SHE COULD FUKK MY BRAINS OUT
use to show up on my lunch break in a sundress with no panties on riding me in my truck at work...
so we had small talk cause we was in line together at the food court
anyway i asked how her hair salon business is going ..she said cool..
i said .."great..im thinking about getting into the weave game...cause the money is good..u got any advice?"
she gets loud and SAYS NO!!!..AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING BACK WITH ME...YOUR CRAZY!!
im like "byatch im crazy?!?!..wtf?
she was like YEAH..U TOOK ME THRU HELL AND TOOK ME TO COURT
i said i had to TAKE U TO COURT AND FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU..CAUSE YOU TRIED TO RUN ME OFF THE ROAD ONE DAY...AND OPENED MY CAR DOOR WHEN I WAS AT LUNCH ONE TIME AND BEAT ME WITH MY OWN BRUSH!!!"
fukk is wrong with you....
so she says U GONNA HAVE TO STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF ME..i am not about that life anymore since i found JESUS ...
whole time you was wanting to hit that again though...
