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Dr. Fauci

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You want frustation? I drafted Ryan Mathews 1st with the 9th pick and then he broke his collarbone. I thought Philip Rivers bytch ass would bounce back this year so I waited til the 7th round to draft a qb. The rest of my draft was nasty, I got Brandon Marshall, Demaryius Thomas, Jordy Nelson (let down), Marshawn Lynch, Chicagos Def, Mike Wallace ( where you at?), and then i picked up Broyles and Chris Givens before they ever really played.

Even with a shytty qb and a bust of a 1st round pick Im 3rd in the league in scoring and its a money league wheren all 12 teams are active.

Heres my frustration. Im 3rd in the league in scoring and have the most points scored against me by pretty much a landslide. 150 more than the next person and 300 more than the 1st and 2nd place team

Ive lost 2 games by 5 pts and 2 more by 3 pts, and 3 weeks ago I finally benched rivers bum ass and started alex smith. Only to have smith get 9 pts in the first qrt and then get hurt, and only to lose that week by 13 when I would have won with rivers in there who scored 27 pts that week

Now im on a 3 game losing streak and have been projected to win every one of those games, and If i dont win this week Im out of the playoffs. Thursday nights game, Im playing against michael turner, guess who scores 10 pts in the first 3 minutes of the game?? Yup Michael turner.

I hate Ryan Mathews more than any player in the league due to fantasy football
 

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I started meyers, and my opponent has moreno
bad way to start the playoffs
 

Daniel.

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Was gonna make my own thread but I see this is here for me :sadcam:

My team's been up and down all season but I didn't expect a good record after drafting 9th in a 10 person league. Made some good pick ups off the FA list and after a tough start we made our way back into the playoff picture. We just beat the best team in the league last week and with 2 weeks to go, there's a 3 way tie between 4th-6th and a 1 game difference in the 7 spot. We're playing the 9th ranked team, which happens to be owned by a dude in real life that I hate and I'm just like :smugfavre: we got this locked up. Calvin, Romo and Kaeperinick been holdin me down after Big Ben went down and my nikka Luke Kuechly got me lookin somethin like a football Glen Grunwald with those extra points on D each week. I have Fitzpatrick on the bench this week because...well, Romo and Kap been holdin me down and I didn't expect much from Ben comin off injury....

:sadcam:

Fitz and Ben BOTH go off I'm down 40 points and Fitz and Ben alone make up the differential.

Why am I down 40? I'm playin a dude that has the Seahawks d. The Seahawks. 31-0 at half-time. Why? Their defense.:sadcam:

Felix let me down. I didn't even see Cecil Shorts would be out until mid-game today. Short of Arizona at least scoring 20+ to drop down the Seahawks D I'ma lose to this fakkit and dropped into 7th.

My squad had me feelin good, really good, Halle Berry. They bout to fukk it all up. 8-6 locks us into 'offs for that 4th seed against the 5th team that we beat all season long. Short of Calvin droppin 40 on GB tonight we're fukked. I knew I should've started Ben. fukk that adopted mulatto and Homo. :sadcam:


EDIT: fukk I just realized this week is the last week. This loss might really knock me out the playoffs completely. :sadbron:
 

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Skelton, the Cardinals offense, and special teams have cost me my playoff game today. I am going against the Seahawks defense :sadbron:
 

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:sadbron: I'm here for you breh :sadbron:
Ive NEVER seen anything like this before.

Last week I lost out on a division title because of a last second Rivers int (was going against the Bengals defense) and now this fukkery today. :sadbron:


the only chance I have is if Brady gets 8 turnovers tomorrow and Andre Johnson has another 40 point day.
 

Daniel.

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Ive NEVER seen anything like this before.

Last week I lost out on a division title because of a last second Rivers int (was going against the Bengals defense) and now this fukkery today. :sadbron:


the only chance I have is if Brady gets 8 turnovers tomorrow and Andre Johnson has another 40 point day.

I'm banking on AZ scoring to drop Seattle's D a little bit and Calvin droppin at least 35 on GB for a fighting chance. Doesn't look good though. Best I can hope for is a tie breaker with dude I beat twice this season since he's losing today too. Otherwise it's a wrap. :sadbron:
 

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I fukking hate Ahmad Bradshaw. Hate him. I swear.


Edit: And what the fukk is up with Jimmy Graham?? fukking fantasy bust lately. fukk him too.
 

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Skelton, the Cardinals offense, and special teams have cost me my playoff game today. I am going against the Seahawks defense :sadbron:

Had them and Lynch on both my teams. :whew:

Needless to say, it's been an easy week. Too bad the playoffs start next week and I already clinched.
 

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Skelton, the Cardinals offense, and special teams have cost me my playoff game today. I am going against the Seahawks defense :sadbron:

I'm barely holding on to a lead right now because of the bytch ass Cardinals. I just need GB to totally forget about Finley against Detroit to squeak out with a 4 pt win. I don't think that I will be able to watch the game tonight.
 

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Being the highest scorer in the league by a large margin, and then scoring the lowest amount of the year first week of the playoffs
 

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:wow: @ Seattle's defense doing me in in two separate leagues

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