Famous Irish Cac On Sniffing Farts In The 1900's

[RickyDiBiase]

8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fukked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fukked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fukking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fukking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fukk I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fukk than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fukked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fukk a farting woman when every fukk drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your c*nt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s c*nt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your c*nt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fukkbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fukkbird/

 

[boogers]

oh thats nothing, go read some henry miller. THAT is some real smut

“At night when I look at Boris' goatee lying on the pillow I get hysterical. O Tania, where now is that warm c*nt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your c*nt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a c*nt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels the remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider. I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. You can stuff toads, bats, lizards up your rectum. You can shyt arpeggios if you like, or string a zither across your navel. I am fukking you, Tania, so that you'll stay fukked. And if you are afraid of being fukked publicly I will fukk you privately. I will tear off a few hairs from your c*nt and paste them on Boris' chin. I will bite into your clitoris and spit out two franc pieces...”
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― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

 

[Wiseborn]

Cacs were talking crazy since the beginning. Wild to hear people talking like that in the Victorian age.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Cacs love that shyt to this day. Depraved freaks. This aired on Cartoon Network only a couple of years ago. A kids station. (Turn sound on)

What was the thought process here? These cacs actually sat and thought about this. Wrote a script. Animated it. Edited in the fart sounds. And no one thought, "hmm this is creepy and weird." And broadcast it to a major network for kids.

 

[Wiseborn]

Cacs love that shyt to this day. Depraved freaks. This aired on Cartoon Network only a couple of years ago. A kids station. (Turn sound on)

wow I know some cartoons are adult but this is a kids cartoon and the wierd sexual shyt is disgusting.

shyt is almost like them grooming kids to allow this.

 

[boogers]

Cacs love that shyt to this day. Depraved freaks. This aired on Cartoon Network only a couple of years ago. A kids station. (Turn sound on)

the hell is going on in that second link?

is that some nasty ass animator fantasizing about that little girl from the blind melon video from the 90s? she even has the bee antenna things on

what the fukk

 

[ViShawn]

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I always wondered how married brehs dealt with their chicks farting

 

[Art Barr]

wow I know some cartoons are adult but this is a kids cartoon and the wierd sexual shyt is disgusting.

shyt is almost like them grooming kids to allow this.

the hell is going on in that second link?

is that some nasty ass animator fantasizing about that little girl from the blind melon video from the 90s? she even has the bee antenna things on

what the fukk

Close thread.


Art Barr

 

[focusloco]

Burn it all down Jesus....in your name Lord

 

[Wiseborn]

I always wondered how married brehs dealt with their chicks farting

I haven’t been married but I’ll call a woman out on that so she doesn’t feel comfortable bussing ass in my presence.

I’m a dude and I never understood farting in front of people like it was cool.

In the army they’d say Back Blast ( what you’d say when firing a bazooka so that you didn’t get hit by Back Blast) like it was cool.

Dip off to fart like a normal human.

I even hate when I get hit by a smell that someone who did dip off.

Then when you clean up your diet and the stinky ass smells are much less farting around people and funking up the place is unacceptable.

 

[GoPinheiro]

8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fukked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fukked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fukking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fukking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fukk I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fukk than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fukked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fukk a farting woman when every fukk drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your c*nt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s c*nt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your c*nt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fukkbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fukkbird/

"No no nooooo, don't pay attention to my extreme degeneracy, no mental issues involved here, all you see is just a 'fetish'. Focus on tHe bLACks damn it!!!"

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

the hell is going on in that second link?

is that some nasty ass animator fantasizing about that little girl from the blind melon video from the 90s? she even has the bee antenna things on

what the fukk

Wow, that is insane.

I reverse image searched the clip and it turns out there's a whole community of these perverts. It's called deviant art for a reason. And why does that one cartoon show have kids farting so many times?

Cacs wilding.

"No no nooooo, don't pay attention to my extreme degeneracy, no mental issues involved here, all you see is just a fetish. Focus on tHe bLACks damn it!!!"

Fix it Jesus...

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I haven’t been married but I’ll call a woman out on that so she doesn’t feel comfortable bussing ass in my presence.

I’m a dude and I never understood farting in front of people like it was cool.

In the army they’d say Back Blast ( what you’d say when firing a bazooka so that you didn’t get hit by Back Blast) like it was cool.

Dip off to fart like a normal human.

I even hate when I get hit by a smell that someone who did dip off.

Then when you clean up your diet and the stinky ass smells are much less farting around people and funking up the place is unacceptable.

Yeah nikkas in the military were just being dirty ass nikkas so I never cared

I hated going into the bathrooms after lunch though


Women I dated weren’t doing that shyt like that. Accidents yeah, but only had one ex try that shyt like it was funny and I had to stop that shyt immediately…


And unfortunately, it was the one I don’t want to mention

 

[Patrick Kane]

James Joyce who wrote Ulysses was talking crazy like that about bytches?

Didn’t know Henry Miller was wilding like that too

I’ve never read them but you always hear about these cacs being giants in literature didn’t think they’d be shyt posting in their 19th century writing