Family Feud - "Distract him, Carly" (Black Man's Kryptonite)

[seanjohn21276]

That snow bunny bouncing them tig ol' bitties in dude's face had him like

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

nothing a black man can do in that instance.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[SanfordMan75]

I would have hit ol' girl with this face

 

[SanfordMan75]

dam dem tig ol' Vanilla bitties! had da brotha like

 

[SanfordMan75]

That snow bunny bouncing them tig ol' bitties in dude's face had him like

shyt wouldve had Ol' Fred like

, i wouldve told Steve,what da hell am i supposed to do wit these tig ol bitties in mah face!

 

[Mass]

Steve Harvey was wack for goin in on dude. Steve was xtra hard for that white bytch and lowkey embarrased dude. What the hell was the dude supposed to be lookin at when the chick was bouncin them tig ol bitties up and down? Was he not supposed to look? Steve was lookin at them jugs bounce too.

Why didn't Steve start jokin on the white bytch for doin that shyt. The chick was outta pocket, not the dude for simply bein a man and lookin. Then steve Harvey added xtra salt by askin him was his wife there

Cmon Steve, that was some ho shyt

EXACTLY

It was funny.. But

 

[Metta World Movement]

Man, I swear 'fo Lord, white women are just........

They don't always look the best but they just got something the others don't got, personality-wise.....that "je ne sais quoi" shyt, my nikkas

 

[wire28]

Steve for shuckin and jivin for Miss Ma'am. Sellin out and puttin my mans on blast and then keep bringing it up

 

[Majestic Pape]

Man, I swear 'fo Lord, white women are just........

They don't always look the best but they just got something the others don't got, personality-wise.....that "je ne sais quoi" shyt, my nikkas

You're just in your May c00ning Mode.

 

[Dwolf]

HE SHOVED THAT nikka

 

[RedBull]

Wait, how is Steve wrong here? He snapped breh out of falling for the trap,and getting distracted by snow flake, like, "nikka focus! She's trying to make you lose AND your Black queen is watching.....don't succumb breh......dem titties ain't worth it!".

How is that shucking and jiving' or c00nin' on Steve's behalf? Ol boy acting like a slave who saw a white woman naked.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Doesn't ol' girl look like Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm ?

Anyways, feminine wiles are a weak man's kryptonite, ain't that right Favre??

Spoiler

Real men keep their eyes on the money and the mammaries at the same time



But boooo to Steve for throwing the trick in jail instead of the harlot throwin' around her body to get ahead

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Wait, how is Steve wrong here? He snapped breh out of falling for the trap,and getting distracted by snow flake, like, "nikka focus! She's trying to make you lose AND your Black queen is watching.....don't succumb breh......dem titties ain't worth it!".

How is that shucking and jiving' or c00nin' on Steve's behalf? Ol boy acting like a slave who saw a white woman naked.

 

[L&HH]

Steve Harvey was wack for goin in on dude. Steve was xtra hard for that white bytch and lowkey embarrased dude. What the hell was the dude supposed to be lookin at when the chick was bouncin them tig ol bitties up and down? Was he not supposed to look? Steve was lookin at them jugs bounce too.

Why didn't Steve start jokin on the white bytch for doin that shyt. The chick was outta pocket, not the dude for simply bein a man and lookin. Then steve Harvey added xtra salt by askin him was his wife there

Cmon Steve, that was some ho shyt

I mean the nikka took it too far by barking, he was cool until he started doing that. Steve did take it too far by bringin his wife into it.

But that whole thing was comedy. When Steve smacked him on the arm with the face I was

Wait, how is Steve wrong here? He snapped breh out of falling for the trap,and getting distracted by snow flake, like, "nikka focus! She's trying to make you lose AND your Black queen is watching.....don't succumb breh......dem titties ain't worth it!".

How is that shucking and jiving' or c00nin' on Steve's behalf? Ol boy acting like a slave who saw a white woman naked.

I guess its cause Steve didnt reprimand her for her inappropriate actions. I was all with the nikka until he started barking :word: then he took it too far