Fake high school football team got to play on ESPN

[Motife43]

ill sign up breh..i played corner n free safety

ANOTHER SIGNEE!

The Coli’s resident hip hop historian. We got H-Tine behind us now

 

[Apprentice]

Dallas HS basketball star was actually 25 years old

dallas known for the fukkery...lol

I read this whole joint, this dude is a fukkin loser lmfao…

 

[Paper Boi]

lol these two tweets from last year

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

 

[Taadow]

@smitty22 @Buckeye Fever it says they are out of Columbus, someone pull up to the address and see if this is Dr Umar’s school

I’m ashamed that this was the first thing I thought about this.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I can play o line and d tackle

 

[88m3]

wow

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the sports story of the year. And one of the funniest things I ever seen when it comes to sports. This is literally some shyt you would see in a sports comedy movie

Off the no bullshyt this the most legendary janky shyt I ever seen

shyt really needs to be a movie
And the L’s for espn keep piling up

 

[invincible1914]

They even got some dudes older that 17-18 yrs old on the roster lmao. Grown ass men gettin beat by high schoolers lol

Head Coach has an open warrant for a probation violation

Lost 58-0 to IMG

The real life mean machine

 

[Flight]

 

[invincible1914]

haven’t seen an IMG ass whooping on that level since the Julian Newman fiasco

It’s crazy how Newman’s team was doing alright until he touched the ball.

 

[Gus Money]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the sports story of the year. And one of the funniest things I ever seen when it comes to sports. This is literally some shyt you would see in a sports comedy movie

Off the no bullshyt this the most legendary janky shyt I ever seen

shyt really needs to be a movie
And the L’s for espn keep piling up

It's like all those wild stories about grown men playing youth sports rolled up into one, I can't even count how many laws/rules got broken.

The coach had these dudes playing two games in three days, and they were running on both sides of the ball. That alone isn't allowed anywhere and it's one of the most innocent parts of the story.

And of Course IMG played them last year too and didn't have a problem scheduling them again

 

[Raquinotj]

Didn’t ESPN basically let go majority of their employees over the last 3 years??

probably only got 1 nikka left in the back room doing everything

They got Stephen A doing that.

 

[The God Poster]

TheColi should field a team and let us get on espn.

I'll be a WR

yo ass can be W4 or play TE

U WR2 bro

everyone kno who the king is

You undersized & bow legged

I’m WR1 you can be #2

Something like my Apprentice

 

[Max.]