Fake hairlines are starting to look real realistic these days.... yall ready to buy?

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If I go bald I'll cut my dikk off and living a nomad. Bald heads are fukking silly. Cannot be me
 

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When he got u nice and in love and that hair piece comes off after the 5th date what u gonna do :usure:

crying...:lolbron:

"Hey baby I got to tell you something".....

I guess its true for both genders....when u meet a person...u meet their representative. brush gonna have fake hairlines, beards, eye color, wearing compression t-shirts to appear like they got a 6 pack, pads to appear they have muscles, etc.

I think this is needed if u a celebrity, actor or in a profession where proper facial appearance is integral to ur job like being on tv. But if u a bruh who would look becoming with a baldie....rock that...if not...well this is an option :patrice::ld:

but is it sustainable....how much will all this cost? can u lay on ur girl's white pillows? Can u put on a shirt w/o putting a durag on? what will happen when it rains?


Good ass questions.....these jokers are guinea pig/early adopters.....give it 10 years, a couple of research dissertations, and a few peer reviewed studies to see how all these man units impact the user, their life, and society.....:sas1:..............oh and a Chris Rock documentary.....

btw, ya'll wanna be doin all this??




:dagooch: it's anywhere from $250, to $350 every two weeks to a month

That shiit is labor intensive. He did say at the very end that his unit....:dame:.....lasted a month.

i'm sure every unit is different. Then that glue.....that glue ....that glue. What's in the glue that is sitting compressed next to your brain for 2 weeks to a month??? :patrice:. If some genius can come out with organic type glue he or she would make :eat:
 
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So you saying men deep down are just bums and it's because of women we do the things we do?:comeon::camby:

Nah, You would a bum without women:umad: I'm still getting money regardless:umad:

Look you fukkin simpleton. The nuance of the joke is we get flashy nice shyt becuase women like it. It extends to this phenomenon. Men think women want it and some do but it's not necessary. We get it how we get it. No need for the extra shyt.
 

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imagine fighting a dude and then his hairline start running in his eye and then his wig fly off :mjlol:
:mjlol: Muthafukkas gonna go from "Imma peel yo muffin cap back blue", to "bytch, imma pull ya weave cap back blue"
Broads gonna be out here talking about "shut the fukk up, thats why ya weave raggedy." Saying "take ya funky ass clothes and weave pieces" ...
Brehs gonna the hit the "YOU AINT GOTTA SAY THAT shyt OUT ALOUD!!":damn:....






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Thankfully I have a full head of hair otherwise Id be out here rocking a baldy looking like Vincent Company.
 
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And when you break up in public, you know this shyt is coming out. And what's the comeback? At least when she hits you with the, "thats why you can't fukk what ya lil ass dikk", you can always say, "that's not what you saying last night tho:sas2:"

But this? "The fukk outta here with your fakeass hair. Fake hair havin, little dikk wieldin muthafukka"



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":heh:My shyt ain't fake yall.....Fake:heh::heh::heh:























:mjcry:bytch. My dikk big too:mjcry:"
 
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