Explain to Me The Exact Merits of Being A SIMP/Nice Guy

[At30wecashout]

I was the nicest guy. Then I learned that doesn't get women. Be nice after she loves you. Till then, don't treat her any different than you would another man.
You shouldn't have to do magic tricks with your Discover Card and a cummerbund to get their attention.

I also have this problem with calling basic-folk "queens" and "kings". shyts corny, and 99% of peoples behavior is unbecoming of royalty.

 

[At30wecashout]

I dont trust no nice nikkas. I Was nice for most of my life and got shytted on because of it.

If you nice then something wrong with you...

All facts. At most...be cordial. Just because it is a woman in your presence, that doesn't mean she is above you not giving a fukk.

That nice shyt :punksaysgo:

 

[DontDoIt]

 

[the cac mamba]

IMO, a simp is someone who tries to give a girl their 100% without even knowing her yet. Nothing wrong with simping ya girl if its someone you been rocking with for a while and its looking like marriage is on the horizon.

It's when dudes who haven't even seen her with her t-shirt off yet be doing too much.

honestly this is a good ass post

i didnt know you could really 'simp' your girlfriend or your wife until i joined this site

 

[MAKAVELI25]

honestly this is a good ass post

i didnt know you could really 'simp' your girlfriend or your wife until i joined this site

If you didn't know, now you know

 

[BrehWyatt]

There are no merits to being a simp. The way I understand it, the very definition of the word is based around the idea that no rewards -- at least not the desired ones -- come from the behavior shown that would make someone a "simp." Hence why cats frown upon it.

 

[satireprod]

I was the nicest guy. Then I learned that doesn't get women. Be nice after she loves you. Till then, don't treat her any different than you would another man.
You shouldn't have to do magic tricks with your Discover Card and a cummerbund to get their attention.

I also have this problem with calling basic-folk "queens" and "kings". shyts corny, and 99% of peoples behavior is unbecoming of royalty.

@At30wecashout with another gem!

 

[underwaterboogiebaby]

hell no it hasn't helped me get the cookies from breh. If anything, people start asking for you to do more. It doesn't make them act or behave in the same manner. I just gotta start being more selfish and stop caring so much

 

[Lo-Co]

simply i was naturally nice to everyone. i never was taught anything about dating or relationships. so i was carelessly thrown to the wolves. so i thought, hey take your natural nice nature and apply that to the dating world, that'll work

boy oh boy i was the brooklyn brawler of the dating world i was this large meek dude. shyt was spooky.

i was flo from progressive nice to people. the pedestalization phase was the WORST. got some girl some candy one day she looked at me like and flung that shyt in the trash. yet it

was my fault also cause tried to be coy and send notes like i'm was in rikers or some shyt.

but either way you try to be nice to people and you get your head flown whether it's genuine or fake. i was

too overcompensating and people pleasing. i wasn't happy and i was an inexperienced sucker.

but that shyt has given me some sort of footing to see what i did wrong and learn.

 

[Typical Simp]

I'm just trying to understand if these guys are actually getting laid by high quality females or not.

This tactic has to be at least working somewhat, this guy has almost 4000 followers probably 75% of which are Women. Facebook . My senses are tingling but I'm just not sure. Is this a "thing" now???

This is a true gentleman. Y'all can learn a lot from him.

I would lay on a puddle so a woman could step on my back and not get her feet wet.

 

[underwaterboogiebaby]

simply i was naturally nice to everyone. i never was taught anything about dating or relationships. so i was carelessly thrown to the wolves. so i thought, hey take your natural nice nature and apply that to the dating world, that'll work

boy oh boy i was the brooklyn brawler of the dating world i was this large meek dude. shyt was spooky.

i was flo from progressive nice to people. the pedestalization phase was the WORST. got some girl some candy one day she looked at me like and flung that shyt in the trash. yet it

was my fault also cause tried to be coy and send notes like i'm was in rikers or some shyt.

but either way you try to be nice to people and you get your head flown whether it's genuine or fake. i was

too overcompensating and people pleasing. i wasn't happy and i was an inexperienced sucker.

but that shyt has given me some sort of footing to see what i did wrong and learn.

I know what you mean breh. Too much libra people pleasing in my chart combined with the generosity of a leo lion, was a recipe for disaster. I was like this throughout high school as well, and have only had it thrown back in my face every single time. No kind of effort is made whatsoever. Pratically am begging for the goo, but atlas I am coming out of my funk. Slowly starting to love the word no, and just get into a selfish mode(won't last forever) but I need to go through it

 

[William F. Russell]

This is a true gentleman. Y'all can learn a lot from him.

I would lay on a puddle so a woman could step on my back and not get her feet wet.

Can't tell if you're trolling or being serious

 

[Big Boda]

I don't try to be a simp/playa I care about living with a clear conscience though for the kids sake. Like it or not these youngins looking at us 21+ men and watching our behavior closely.

So if we out here rawdogging women then throwing them to the bushes what you think the youngins after us gonna do.

Made up in my mind im not smashing unless I know she care deeply for me.

 

[audemarzz]

simply i was naturally nice to everyone. i never was taught anything about dating or relationships. so i was carelessly thrown to the wolves. so i thought, hey take your natural nice nature and apply that to the dating world, that'll work

boy oh boy i was the brooklyn brawler of the dating world i was this large meek dude. shyt was spooky.

i was flo from progressive nice to people. the pedestalization phase was the WORST. got some girl some candy one day she looked at me like and flung that shyt in the trash. yet it

was my fault also cause tried to be coy and send notes like i'm was in rikers or some shyt.

but either way you try to be nice to people and you get your head flown whether it's genuine or fake. i was

too overcompensating and people pleasing. i wasn't happy and i was an inexperienced sucker.

but that shyt has given me some sort of footing to see what i did wrong and learn.

Ahh sounds like my beginner stories, people see genuine nice people as easy targets the difference is a nice person will go off on you eventually if you keep fuking around. A simp will apologize and try to get your hair and nails done.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Notice he said "to my future wife, whoever she is" because this guy's never been laid in his life.