Experience with Mormons

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I'm in college. So yesterday, I was walking to get something to drink from the vending machine at my apartment complex. It was like 9 pm. These two cacettes around my age see me walking and say "Hi how are you". They introduced themselves and started talking to me about religion...then they said a prayer. (I should have stopped before it got started). :snoop:

They handed me some pamphlet and asked if they could meet with me to talk about the content of it the next day. I didn't have anything better to do and I was curious so I agreed. They asked if I wanted to meet with them in my apartment or at the in the clubhouse. I chose to meet with them at the clubhouse today. I asked why their religion is considered the "right one" as opposed to other forms of Christianity. :mjpls:


The girl gave some analogy saying that you wouldn't pull over if an ice cream truck flashed it's lights but you would pull over if the police flashed it's lights because the police has the authority. I guess their religion has the authority.:mjlol:


They asked me to come to their church tomorrow morning.(Saw that coming from a mile away). Offered to give me a ride and everything. They insisted and tried to guilt me into it but I declined. They set up a meeting to talk again on Tuesday. I thought about asking questions for potential fukkery but I'm gonna cancel it. Now I'm reading that the Mormon Church was racist and about some of their dumb rules. :patrice:

What's up with these cacs?

Have any of ya'll had experiences with Mormons?
 

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I had a coworker who was into "doomsday prepping" and I would listen to him talk about it. I eventually found out the Mormons are huge when it comes to stocking up on supplies. I guess self reliance is one of their principals or maybe something to do with the Rapture.

I also get the feeling they're pretty uptight. I heard about comedian Brian Regan making a joke about drinking coffee and the crowd being Mormon didn't find it funny.

Remind me of the Amish without the beards.
 

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friend of mine used to be a cop and he had stopped this white girl from getting attacked one night. his partner was involved with some heinous demonic type shyt and had set him up to get straight assassinated by some old-school mormon gangsters. they were in the house and his partner dipped. the mormon dudes basically slapped my friend around then put his ass in the bathtub. they was about to blow his fukking head off but they realized that he had saved one of their cousins from being attacked and it was the white girl from earlier. that is a true story.
 

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friend of mine used to be a cop and he had stopped this white girl from getting attacked one night. his partner was involved with some heinous demonic type shyt and had set him up to get straight assassinated by some old-school mormon gangsters. they were in the house and his partner dipped. the mormon dudes basically slapped my friend around then put his ass in the bathtub. they was about to blow his fukking head off but they realized that he had saved one of their cousins from being attacked and it was the white girl from earlier. that is a true story.
U must b on some crazy drugs to even think that.
 

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friend of mine used to be a cop and he had stopped this white girl from getting attacked one night. his partner was involved with some heinous demonic type shyt and had set him up to get straight assassinated by some old-school mormon gangsters. they were in the house and his partner dipped. the mormon dudes basically slapped my friend around then put his ass in the bathtub. they was about to blow his fukking head off but they realized that he had saved one of their cousins from being attacked and it was the white girl from earlier. that is a true story.

Ethan Hawke, what up doe?
 
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