Excuses to get a chick to leave after sex

[Action Jackson]

Every time I want a chick outta my place in the morning I set my alarm for 7:00 and 7:10am then when it goes off I'm like, "Oh shyt! Forgot my moms coming over at 8.. and knowing her she'll be early." Works every time.

And it just worked again 20 mins ago.


I'm looking for more excuses to add to the arsenal, what are some my coli brehs use?

 

[Rawtid]

Why not tell her before you have sex that you expect her to leave when you're done or at a certain time? The worse thing she could say is no.

 

[resurrection]

Don't really need to be too creative here.. Just act like the plans are already made like "oh me and my boy always hit up this place on Sundays at this time.."

 

[TYBG]

Work

 

[Ciggavelli]

Work

This. It works at all hours. I gotta work in the morning. I gotta work to finish this deadline tonight so I can have it in by tomorrow morning. My fukking boss is making me work over the weekend, etc.

 

[ThugLife]

Every time I want a chick outta my place in the morning I set my alarm for 7:00 and 7:10am then when it goes off I'm like, "Oh shyt! Forgot my moms coming over at 8.. and knowing her she'll be early." Works every time.

And it just worked again 20 mins ago.


I'm looking for more excuses to add to the arsenal, what are some my coli brehs use?

You makin yourself sound lame as fukk doe

 

[ugksam]

i have diarrhea

 

[newarkhiphop]

Do you have change for a $100 ?

 

[raul04]

Crap wife will be home any minute now...

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

more often than not the female wants to bounce or wants you to bounce just as bad....they just don't want to come off as hoes but if you let her know the deal straight up before hand it's all good.....communication is key and you won't have to tippy toe around the situation

 

[NubianVitruvian]

Hit her with that Quagmire 'Why are you still here?'
Or say you need the place to yourself or whatever.

 

[Fellatio]

Going to the gym... look lively though

 

[Azul]

Why not tell her before you have sex that you expect her to leave when you're done or at a certain time? The worse thing she could say is no.

What if she says this?

 

[Rawtid]

What if she says this?

Threadstarter got hoes on deck. He good.

 

[Formerly known as...]

You make the excuse beforehand breh, it's not as cold blooded then!