Everything thats wrong with avengers in 3 minutes or less

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:troll: thread? Avengers>>>your favorite superhero movie
 

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It would take more than 3 minutes to explain everything thats wrong with The Dark Knight Rises :mjpls:

marion cotillard turn as a seductress is the only good thing you can say about that movie

to quote one blogger, "Now I know what Nolan not giving a fukk looks like on screen"
 

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marion cotillard turn as a seductress is the only good thing you can say about that movie

to quote one blogger, "Now I know what Nolan not giving a fukk looks like on screen"

off the top...

all the villains get out... no joker or reference to the joker
cops with handguns run down a street vs goons with machine guns and noone gets hurt
direct tv in the middle of hell
batman breaks his back n gets better from a doctor who hasnt practiced in 40 years
batman gets back with no explanation to gotham, bomb ticking... enough time to draw a batm symbol in fire to let everyone know hes there....
how did batman get into gotham yet noone else could
cat woman mastered that bat cycle real quick
a rookie knows who batman is
rookie is than revealed to be "robin"...
batman dissapears for years cause a girl died he knew as a child and then for a lil when he came back, he became a fukkin madman cause his parents died. a girl dies, he then fukks the bad girl, and hes ok. what kinda batman is that
lets not forget dude chose to walk with a limp for years while he has equipment to dead the limp permanateley n crush bricks

thats off the top and i love the movie
 

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You have to throw out common logic with Avengers because you're dealing with fantasy and make believe. There is no such thing as a teserat. Traveling though galaxies at the speed of light and the whole concept of Thanos doesn't exist. As long as the movie was executed properly then they did a good job.

My only complaint about the Avengers is that some of the characters didn't get enough screen time to show their powers but when I see that all of the characters that have powers have already had the own movie with more on the way, it was no big deal. They all had good chemistry and that's all that mattered to me.
 
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