I've been avoiding this thread all day because it makes me sad.
You can still twerk at 101..... :datoleass: :datass:
I wouldn't want to throw my hip out.
yo this thread is like ..... randomly hilarious.
just pure random comedy from every direction...
You worthless muthafukka. You need to go cut that grass for your granny my nikka..
PINE BLUFF, AR -- A 107-year-old man was killed on Saturday after exchanging gunfire with S.W.A.T officers, according to reports.
Monroe Isadore died in a home on the 1400 block of W. 16th Street.
Around 4:25 p.m., Pine Bluff police officers responded to a disturbance that an aggravated assault had occurred against two people at the residence on W. 16th.
They said Isadore had pointed a gun at them.
The police had the victims leave the residence and then proceeded to approach the door of the room where Isadore was supposed to be.
Isadore shot through the door after officers announced themselves, but no one was hit. Officers retreated and called in additional help.
Once supervisors arrived, they began negotiating with Isadore.
S.W.A.T (Special Weapons and Tactics) was also called, and negotiations continued as officials waited for them to arrive.
Once S.W.A.T was on the scene, a camera was sent into the room and confirmed Isadore was armed with a handgun.
After unsuccessful negotiations, S.W.A.T then pumped gas into the room, hoping Isadore would surrender peacefully.
At that point, Isadore began firing rounds at the S.W.A.T officers who had inserted the gas from outside a bedroom window.
A S.W.A.T entry team breeched the door to the bedroom and threw in a distraction device.
Isadore shot at the entry team, and the entry team subsequently engaged Isadore, killing him.
Law enforcement officials are investigating the incident.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23985912An Ethiopian reporter claims to have discovered the world's oldest living man.
Retired farmer Dhaqabo Ebba claims to have clear memories of Italy's 1895 invasion of the country. In an interview with regional Oromiya TV, he provided so much detail on the changes of power in his local area that reporter Mohammed Ademo has become convinced that Dhaqabo must be at least 160 - 46 years older than the oldest ever recorded man.
'When Italy invaded Ethiopia I had two wives, and my son was old enough to herd cattle,' he said at home near Dodola. He went on to recount his childhood eight-day horseback ride to Addis Ababa - a journey of a few hours today.
There is no way of verifying Mr Dhaqabo's age, but Mohammed Ademo notes that in an oral society like the Oromo, "every time an elder dies, a library is lost. Ebba is one such library from whom so much can still be preserved".
EDIT:lets shine some happy light on this thread
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23985912