Ever wonder why UPS never there even though you answer the door almost right after it rings?
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wastedmermaid
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Them nikkas gotta deliver over 120 packages a day(on adverage). Yall think they got time to give every 120 people a personalized gretting and to make sure everyones items are delivered to the customers hand 
nikkas is trying to go home breh
nikkas is trying to go home breh
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As a mailman..
I do the same damn thing
I do the same damn thing
Tombstone
The Villain
Them nikkas be pissin me the fukk off. I bought a PS4 and probably 300$ worth of games they left it sitting in the front of my crib. And ion live in the best place.
I never even heard them knock and I was waiting for that shyt for hours.
Another time I had to run after the truck and they aint even wait after the knock...I was on some
shyt cuz there was a text book I needed a couple days before a test( I realized I bought the wrong edition last minute before the test). I had to back to my crib cuz I forgot my ID. And nikkas left 
Failed the class
I never even heard them knock and I was waiting for that shyt for hours.
Another time I had to run after the truck and they aint even wait after the knock...I was on some
shyt cuz there was a text book I needed a couple days before a test( I realized I bought the wrong edition last minute before the test). I had to back to my crib cuz I forgot my ID. And nikkas left Failed the class
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Rout3r2035
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I actually spent a day with one of them when I was an intern. With how tight their routes are they basically have no choice but to be that fast, by the end of the day with them I was like 
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RIP Future Gohan
Have beef with UPS drivers brehsThem nikkas be pissin me the fukk off. I bought a PS4 and probably 300$ worth of games they left it sitting in the front of my crib. And ion live in the best place.
I never even heard them knock and I was waiting for that shyt for hours.
Another time I had to run after the truck and they aint even wait after the knock...I was on some
Failed the class
aXiom
Maximized Potential
UPS sabotaging nikkas futures one package at a time.Them nikkas be pissin me the fukk off. I bought a PS4 and probably 300$ worth of games they left it sitting in the front of my crib. And ion live in the best place.
I never even heard them knock and I was waiting for that shyt for hours.
Another time I had to run after the truck and they aint even wait after the knock...I was on some
Failed the class
USPS be on that bullshyt sometimes too when they got a package for u too big to fit in ya mailbox....
Breh my first job was a driver helper, I'd ring everyones doorbell but once we entered a shady spot and someone answered the door with a gunThem nikkas be pissin me the fukk off. I bought a PS4 and probably 300$ worth of games they left it sitting in the front of my crib. And ion live in the best place.
I never even heard them knock and I was waiting for that shyt for hours.
Another time I had to run after the truck and they aint even wait after the knock...I was on some
Failed the class
I stopped ringing in that neighborhood. It also depends on the time of day too, if it's dark the driver told me not to ring even tho u supposed to.
Mane I be TRYNA catch them muthafuccas before they skrt off
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
And I be damn near busting my ass sprinting to the door
Citi Trends
aka milobased
breh i can be two steps away from the door and i swear i never fukking see these nikkas
Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
Lord forbid if you live in a gated community and the gates too high. 
And you wonder why your 50 inch TV sound like a baby rattle in the box
And you wonder why your 50 inch TV sound like a baby rattle in the box
You'll be standing in the doorway like :notithes:They be gone before you even get to the door
This. After working there, I finally understood that shyt. Some customers take up a gang of time. Add in traffic and other mishaps, and you see why they shot put your packages and run offThem nikkas gotta deliver over 120 packages a day(on adverage). Yall think they got time to give every 120 people a personalized gretting and to make sure everyones items are delivered to the customers hand
nikkas is trying to go home breh
like Naruto.
