Ever notice how the Chinese food spot NEVER f*cks up ur order?

[beenz]

was just thinking about this the other day. but how is it that in the entire history of me ordering chinese food from a multitude of restaurants, they have NEVER managed to fukk up the order. I mean their english might be bad, accents are horrible, but yet the order is always on point. how are they the only type of restaurant to have they mastered this essential skill?

 

[Chris.B]

Asians are trained that way...to be efficient and accurate in life.
Most Asians families have fathers, so they are accustomed to following the rules.

Order from a black establishment and see how quick they fukk up your sh!t

 

[god shamgod]

I can't relate.I don't eat that slop

 

[Canada Goose]

They do.

Remember ordering Chicken w/ Broccoli and it came with Chicken w/ shrimp, forgot to add duck sauce etc, it happens

 

[StatUS]

I stay getting shrimp fried rice when I specifically said chicken

 

[Chris.B]

I stay getting shrimp fried rice when I specifically said chicken

That's because you don't speak English
That Ebonics have to go...

 

[porque]

they do fukk it up all the time

its like they listen to your request and then make what ever they want

I want fried rice with everything but no pork
ok

*gives me fried rice with pork


when we first moved to a White neighborhood we ordered fried banana from a Chinese restaurant and they actually gave us a banana dipped in batter and fried instead of tostones

 

[StatUS]

That's because you don't speak English
That Ebonics have to go...

It's more like they don't speak English

 

[Bam Bam]

 

[playingwithPuddin]

I say this all the time. Its amazing how good fast and accurate they are.

 

[FluffyCorleone]

Chinese food is awesome. I used to eat so much of it that I got sick.

 

[Illuminatos]

Shrimp with Fried Rice = Shicken Fwied Wise

 

[Fmju]

You gotta make it clear to them

If you want no broccoli in your tsos chicken be like NO broccoli, general tsos chicken NO broccoli

I can't remember if they ever fukked my order up

 

[hayesc0]

this is bullshyt they fukk up all the time

 

[jfkennedy]

Asians are trained that way...to be efficient and accurate in life.
Most Asians families have fathers, so they are accustomed to following the rules.

Order from a black establishment and see how quick they fukk up your sh!t