I had a dream about wrestling last night.
It was 1993, and I had been out drinking with Yokozuna. Yoko slipped something in my drink, took me back to his hotel room and raped me. After he raped me, he hit me with big legdrop. He signed my mint in box Hasbro figure, lit a cigarette and then told me not to say anything to anybody.
I said I wouldn't.
Then the next thing I know, Mr Fuji, who was filming the whole thing - threw salt in my eyes.