Ever catch your dad watching porn?

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I can testify to that. Back when I was in middle school we got our first computer and some internet. I did the cookie search and came across all kinds of shyt my dad was watching. I went to bangbuss to download one of the bangbus previews back when they are good. I couldn't remember where I saved it so im searching through all the folders possible to find some shyt, then I find this webcam folder hidden with in two folders and its of my dad on fukking webcam watching some shyt and jerking off :snoop::damn::scusthov::gag: Couldn't look at my dad the same after that and NEVER wanted to shake his hand or anything

:damn: but why was u pops recording himself thou. He about that watch webcam bytches life :shaq:
You should have blackmailed him for that guap
 
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LOL nah if I only caught a glimpse and he was just watching.

If I caught him fapping I'd probably move our brehs. :ufdup:
 

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Never!

But, way back in the day (When I was like no more then five), my brother (Who was in his teens), was watching some porn. How I found out was I happen to pass by the room (Our parents room) and I didn't see him but, I saw the television and what was happening on screen (Some dude trying to put it in but the woman was playfully preventing him from doing so). I heard my bro saying "Man, put it in! You're doing too much!".

Well, I don't know how it happened next but, all I know is that the same cable porno started to play on the living room set t.v. and I'm just sitting there, dumbfounded and my parents happened to walk in the house around the same time and my mom was like "Oh HELL NO!".

My bro wouldn't let me go near the room whenever he would babysit me after that, lol.
 

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Once. Went into my dads room after he left for work to record that daily Sailor Moon (:hmm:)......turned on the TV......this ni99a had ordered on of those 8 hour block joints. The pay-per-view porn that was like channel 99 (on the slow ass scrolling TV Guide channel). He must have thought the sh-t went off.......nope.....:wow: Was too young to jerk off though.....could only stand up staring at the TV with the 2-inch boner :sadbron:
 

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I can testify to that. Back when I was in middle school we got our first computer and some internet. I did the cookie search and came across all kinds of shyt my dad was watching. I went to bangbuss to download one of the bangbus previews back when they are good. I couldn't remember where I saved it so im searching through all the folders possible to find some shyt, then I find this webcam folder hidden with in two folders and its of my dad on fukking webcam watching some shyt and jerking off :snoop::damn::scusthov::gag: Couldn't look at my dad the same after that and NEVER wanted to shake his hand or anything

Your Pops: Hey son, how's it going(taps you on the shoulder) :obama:

You: :merchant:
 

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Thankfully, no. I never caught my pops or mom watching anything like that. That sh!t must be awkward as f*ck.

I'd be worse if u caught em watching it AND jerking off. That sh!t would leave u like :damn: for the rest of ur life :laugh:

I don't think my dad watched porn at all back then cause I never caught anything, not a VCR not a magazine, nothing. If he did watch porn he musta hid it very well cause I never found anything and I used to snoop around a lot in their bedroom.

:russ:
 

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I can testify to that. Back when I was in middle school we got our first computer and some internet. I did the cookie search and came across all kinds of shyt my dad was watching. I went to bangbuss to download one of the bangbus previews back when they are good. I couldn't remember where I saved it so im searching through all the folders possible to find some shyt, then I find this webcam folder hidden with in two folders and its of my dad on fukking webcam watching some shyt and jerking off :snoop::damn::scusthov::gag: Couldn't look at my dad the same after that and NEVER wanted to shake his hand or anything

:huhldup: jeeez pops
 

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Heard my popz voice talkin shyt in a porn as a youngin... :Damn: Discovered he was a internet pioneer :gladbron: ... Then he told me :steviej: (Wouncie x Asswatcher)
 
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