ever been so constipated that life seems irrelevant

[newworldafro]

Hawaiian bread + turkey slices for a whole week =

 

[PortCityProphet]

can feel the doodoo churning in your stomach

 

[semtex]

Drink a quart of water upon awakening

 

[DuncanWebayama]

.

 

[Crakface]

You are a candidate for heart disease. Please take excercise more serious.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Splatter butts are da worse tho.

nikka finally get to da toilet afta dam near bull dozin thru any and everything on da way to dat mufukka. Sittin dere butt naked wit one sock on...then you feel it comin. ...den it happens..!!! .....

After catchin ya bref you turn around to wipe ya ass n see a shot gun blast of dookie all ova da fukkin toilet bowl n seat.

nikka caint eam relax n enjoy da pleasure of emptying ya innards. Now i gotta spend time sittn dere n wipin da whole back of da seat, flippin dat hoe up n wipe da underside of it. Then ya gotta wipe da inside of da bowl a bit because da flush water aint strong enuff to get it all. Cmown breh

 

[sm0ke]

Splatter butts are da worse tho.

nikka finally get to da toilet afta dam near bull dozin thru any and everything on da way to dat mufukka. Sittin dere butt naked wit one sock on...then you feel it comin. ...

 

[pete clemenza]

Splatter butts are da worse tho.

nikka finally get to da toilet afta dam near bull dozin thru any and everything on da way to dat mufukka. Sittin dere butt naked wit one sock on...then you feel it comin. ...den it happens..!!! .....

After catchin ya bref you turn around to wipe ya ass n see a shot gun blast of dookie all ova da fukkin toilet bowl n seat.

nikka caint eam relax n enjoy da pleasure of emptying ya innards. Now i gotta spend time sittn dere n wipin da whole back of da seat, flippin dat hoe up n wipe da underside of it. Then ya gotta wipe da inside of da bowl a bit because da flush water aint strong enuff to get it all. Cmown breh

splatter butts???

 

[eastside313]

I was constipated so bad one time I gave up. Nicca thought I was gonna need surgery to get that shyt outta me.

 

[pete clemenza]

I was constipated so bad one time I gave up. Nicca thought I was gonna need surgery to get that shyt outta me.

cotdamn breh








If ya'll got a Trader Joe's in your area. I suggest you pick up a box of this

 

[MouseTeeth]

I have a way bigger problem with shyt being liquid than i do with it not coming out

I would say i have diarrhea more often than not

i need to eat properly but i treat my stomach like

 

[MalickSyXShabbaz]

then you hit the bathroom and it be nothing but gas and liquid

thats a relief.

i just had a brickshyt today that me rethink my relationship with my rectum

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Worst is when you're on vacation and constipated. fukks up the whole flow man.

I was in sedona w/ my girl once. eating and drinking like a king. She was taking 2 shyts a day but I got zero turd drop relief packages the whole time we were there. I even took a laxative on the 2nd day but still NOTHING. ruined the fukking trip, brehs.

 

[Mandizi]

can feel the doodoo churning in your stomach

that shyt is the worst(lit and fig)