ever been in chuck e cheese and some lil kid tries to play your game?

[Yessir_Araphat]

when ever that happens to me, I always trick them by telling them their mother's calling them.

I remember I was eating a big ass slice of pizza, all of a sudden my niece comes out of nowhere and taps me on the shoulder. I pretended I didn't feel nothing because I knew she wanted some of that pizza(which I had no intention of sharing). Then she gets in my face

niece:"can I gets some pizza"

me:"huh"

niece: "PIZZA" *points directly at it, in my hand until her fingers touch it*

me:"ummm...yeah, your mother's calling you....go see what she wants and when you come back, I'll give you the whole thing"

niece:"okay" *happily bolts upstairs with a grin on her face*

soon as she's upstairs, I jet all the way outside into my car with my pizza and get my grub on. fukk I look like sharing this dilicious slice of sausage/pineapple for?

man, i always be grubbin on they food


*goes to brothers house*
*sees niece sitting at table playing with mcdonalds toy*
*while shes occupied, takes big ass sip out of small drink down to the ice*
*eats 5 out of 6 chicken nuggets*
*leaves soggy ass fries for niece*
*hears someone coming downstairs and runs to living room and simultaneously sitting on couch and grabbing news paper while trying to finish chewing*
*hears brothers wifey complementing lil niece on her big appetite*
me on couch

 

[PortCityProphet]

shoulda handed the gameballs and had her place them in the bullseye directly.....More winnning tickets.

that was my 1st hustle back in the day

 

[TRBM]

The worst is when they try to jack your tickets you won!

After you catch them, they be on that

I don't let em get the drop on me and mine

 

[Killer Instinct]

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What in the name of God

 

[Slystallion]

Aye, while we're on the topic, i was at a right ade the other day and saw this little mexican kid in the candy isle...

Swear to god he was about to get code adam'd - parents were no where to be found.

Spoiler

Lucky his moms came around the corner after 30 seconds...

(cuz Carlos... was this close to be a casadeeya).



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Why are you taking pics of children? Creepy guys like you should be sanduskied

 

[Fmju]

They boutta Change the name of chuck e cheese to chuck e rocks. This white girl I fukked works there and she got the insider knowledge. Her particular branch just upgraded and moved to a bigger venue.

But I know y'all noticed that little rat fukk in the commercials at first I was like "Did Chuckie get some p*ssy or something?"

We'll see how this plays out