ever been in chuck e cheese and some lil kid tries to play your game?

[Buckeye Fever]

Im playin that one game where u roll those balls up the thing and try to get it in the hole, and this lil white girl, who was no older than 3, grabbed one of the balls and threw it

Then, she climbed up on the game, and she walked up the lil incline


On the outside i was like "awww, aint her so precious?!"

But on the inside, i was like "somebody better come get this lil bytch"

 

[Dooby]

Your family's not looking good as a unit right now

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You're family's not looking good as a unit right now

Why? Cuz I wanna have fun at chuck e cheese too?

 

[itskontos]

Touch my game, get the slap mothafukka

 

[Brooklynzson]

i always hit'em w/ a tap like how hov did lil mama & they usually get the point & dip.

 

[606onit]

shoulda handed the gameballs and had her place them in the bullseye directly.....More winnning tickets.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

i always hit'em w/ a tap like how hov did lil mama & they usually get the point & dip.

These lil fukks got no manners.

Diggin they funky lil hands in my token cup, like im that nikka that's charitable

 

[Buckeye Fever]

shoulda handed the gameballs and had her place them in the bullseye directly.....More winnning tickets.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Aye, while we're on the topic, i was at a right ade the other day and saw this little mexican kid in the candy isle...

Swear to god he was about to get code adam'd - parents were no where to be found.

Spoiler

Lucky his moms came around the corner after 30 seconds...

(cuz Carlos... was this close to be a casadeeya).



.

 

[Premeditated]

when ever that happens to me, I always trick them by telling them their mother's calling them.

I remember I was eating a big ass slice of pizza, all of a sudden my niece comes out of nowhere and taps me on the shoulder. I pretended I didn't feel nothing because I knew she wanted some of that pizza(which I had no intention of sharing). Then she gets in my face

niece:"can I gets some pizza"

me:"huh"

niece: "PIZZA" *points directly at it, in my hand until her fingers touch it*

me:"ummm...yeah, your mother's calling you....go see what she wants and when you come back, I'll give you the whole thing"

niece:"okay" *happily bolts upstairs with a grin on her face*

soon as she's upstairs, I jet all the way outside into my car with my pizza and get my grub on. fukk I look like sharing this dilicious slice of sausage/pineapple for?

 

[Skip b]

i always hit'em w/ a tap like how hov did lil mama & they usually get the point & dip.

 

[L&HH]

You're family's not looking good as a unit right now

I see what you did there

 

[Buckeye Fever]

when ever that happens to me, I always trick them by telling them their mother's calling them.

I remember I was eating a big ass slice of pizza, all of a sudden my niece comes out of nowhere and taps me on the shoulder. I pretended I didn't feel nothing because I knew she wanted some of that pizza(which I had no intention of sharing). Then she gets in my face

niece:"can I gets some pizza"

me:"huh"

niece: "PIZZA" *points directly at it, in my hand until her fingers touch it*

me:"ummm...yeah, your mother's calling you....go see what she wants and when you come back, I'll give you the whole thing"

niece:"okay" *happily bolts upstairs with a grin on her face*

soon as she's upstairs, I jet all the way outside into my car with my pizza and get my grub on. fukk I look like sharing this dilicious slice of sausage/pineapple for?

 

[Xerces]

I will never take my kids to Chuck E. Cheese, I was at one in D.C. Half of the games didn't work, you could hear the mechanicle puppets on stage sounded like pure struggle,Bad Little screaming kids allllllllll over . Place is a nightmare

 

[Rekkapryde]

The worst is when they try to jack your tickets you won!

After you catch them, they be on that