Ever almost slip with a jumpoff

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.
 

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

:ooh::beli::skip:
 

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

yesterday you're posting about how drugs are tearing the black community apart and today you are posting about "making love" to dope fiends. :wtf::what::ahh:
 
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I love you said during sex, shouldn't count IMO

Word. My ex once was like " I love you" when I was hittin it from the back and I didnt notice. WHen we're done shes like, I was trying to say I love THIS" I was like " :gladbron: you said that?" And she was like :snoop: why did I tell him but I now realize she was lying. I fukked that bytch til she loved me :win:
 

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smh i fukked up a great jumpoff i had once by being to drunk out my mind. i remember trying to fukk but she wanted to wait a bit cause she literally just got to my crib (it was about 3am)...next thing i know i fell asleep with her on the bed, woke up with her getting up like :rudy: "this is what i came over for? im out"

:snoop: i never heard from her again, im still tight at myself over that shyt that chick use to get wet just giving head
 

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Ive committed crimes against humanity with my simpin. Kissed random hoes at the bar. Kissed hoes during trains. I made love to a crackhead one night while my boy was cookin up 100 percent baking soda in the kitchen. When i was done smashin, she tried to smoke that rock. Lol that shyt dissolved so quick.

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yesterday you're posting about how drugs are tearing the black community apart and today you are posting about "making love" to dope fiends. :wtf::what::ahh:

I've lived a colorful life to say the least. Surely you don't believe I have strong opinions on drugs haven't never used them? :beli:

With that said I have some very interesting experiences in my youth. One time I went on a 5 day binge of partying. Every drug possible. Beach nights, keg parties, trollin events(rolling and trippin), I didn't shower during those 5 days. Not only did I smell like vomit, shyt and booze, I had developed a pretty gnarly rash during that time period. Anyways on the 5th night we got lucky and found a willing female to let us run train. Now let me remind I hadn't showered in 5 days.

What's funny is my crew didn't know this. When I was smashing of course I had my pants down. Man I caught a whiff of that 5 day musty dikk and :whoo:

a kid almost passed out. I thought for sure someone was going to smell me and completely ruin the mood but sure enough no one paid any attention.
 

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I've lived a colorful life to say the least. Surely you don't believe I have strong opinions on drugs haven't never used them? :beli:

With that said I have some very interesting experiences in my youth. One time I went on a 5 day binge of partying. Every drug possible. Beach nights, keg parties, trollin events(rolling and trippin), I didn't shower during those 5 days. Not only did I smell like vomit, shyt and booze, I had developed a pretty gnarly rash during that time period. Anyways on the 5th night we got lucky and found a willing female to let us run train. Now let me remind I hadn't showered in 5 days.

What's funny is my crew didn't know this. When I was smashing of course I had my pants down. Man I caught a whiff of that 5 day musty dikk and :whoo:

a kid almost passed out. I thought for sure someone was going to smell me and completely ruin the mood but sure enough no one paid any attention.

:wtf: pretty sure you're trolling tho, you always try to post something just to get a cheap reaction out of someone.
 

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All the time. At some level, i've loved every broad i've had sex with and there are many. Getting women to have sex with me is so easy that i have to really like the broad at some level to sleep with her.
 
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