Escort Girlfriend Experience >>>> An actual girlfriend

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ucanthandlethetruth

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So for the fukk of it I tried out one of these escorts that offer the "GFE" and it was great :gladbron:

Took her to Texas Roadhouse, she was looking bad as fukk, very sweet, chill, loved to laugh and joke and it was just an overall dope experience. Had her for 3 days and whats so dope is, ain't nobody catching feelings. We just enjoying each other's time and being that we both know it's temporary there's no pressure or extra bullshyt involved about the future. Y'all boys should try it, at least once. Definitely not gonna do it as often as I'd like cuz shyt type expensive lol
Be a trick and think any form of being with a escort is a girlfriend experience:mjlol:
 

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man what :gucci:

I'm cool with just hitting I aint gon slander you for that but paying for a girlfriend?? cmon son wyd

imagine somebody saying "aww yall gonna make cute kids one day" and she gonna be like "nah this cheap nikka only got me for 3 days:russ:"

Imagine smashing a hoe for free and no one telling y'all that you would make cute babies but you STILL get her pregnant.

An escort would be quicker to get the abortion whereas the free p*ssy would have your dumb ass on child support crying about how these bytches ain't shyt
 

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Thats not paying for p*ssy that's called helping out your partner. Many women do the same for their man as well. Some of yall nikkas and bytches on here are WAY to fukking hurt yall don't even understand the basic workings of a relationship :mjlol:

:francis: sounds like dude doesn't want a relationship



at the end of the day a man is basically paying for the sex, companionship for whatever you want to call it :hubie:
 

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So for the fukk of it I tried out one of these escorts that offer the "GFE" and it was great :gladbron:

Took her to Texas Roadhouse, she was looking bad as fukk, very sweet, chill, loved to laugh and joke and it was just an overall dope experience. Had her for 3 days and whats so dope is, ain't nobody catching feelings. We just enjoying each other's time and being that we both know it's temporary there's no pressure or extra bullshyt involved about the future. Y'all boys should try it, at least once. Definitely not gonna do it as often as I'd like cuz shyt type expensive lol
Loser.

If u have a girlfriend just to have someone to bust nuts in get a jump off.

There's really no difference
 

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Okay so lets break this down if i want an Apple i go to the store and pay for one. If i already have an Apple or better yet know how to make more Apples there is no need to go to the store and pay for one. Yall get the analogy :martin:. ( I already know one of you nikkas is gonna spin this:pachaha: )
:dwillhuh: I dont get it?? Are you saying apples can be rented....how does that work?
 

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Can't smash raw..

At least you shouldn't want to smash something like that raw..

And condoms can't stop everything.

This bish would glow in the dark bright as a spotlight if you shined a black light on her from being drenched in the spoog of 1000 tricks. And you cuddling her weeping quietly and shyt.

shyt had to cost a couple Gs.
 

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You got nikkas in here who went in the Salon and begged Jayne to create a "Rate Me" thread on some "am I pretty brehettes?" shyt because they care what these hoes think.... attempting to look down and lecture another man on p*ssy. The audacity of some of you nikkas.
 

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What's worse, wasting time or money?

nikkas put in all kind of time and effort for free p*ssy when the "trick" can pay up front and skip all the bullshyt.
That depends on the girl

Team personality ways rarely leads to wasting time
 
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