Eric Spoelstra engaged to wife an ex-Miami Heat dancer

[Belize King]

Thong. Booty doesn’t eat the thing at all. Auto correct.

 

[duckbutta]

Why do they wife these chicks? Just smash and keep it moving lol.

Spo probably been smashing chicks on the side the whole time

 

[HollywoodP]

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Spo probably been smashing chicks on the side the whole time

This.

A lot of these athletes/coaches look like they're getting a bad deal on the money side but they (usually) have a spreadsheet full of heauxs they been smashing the whole time.

Wifey might let him have one or two. Maybe a little discreet mistress. After awhile, she realizes she can get some dikk from a pool boy plus half the athlete/coach's money.

That's the game. Rich man leases the puzzy like a luxury car and then trades it out. She puts up with shyt for 5 to 10 years, pops out some babies and then gets to live in luxury and do nothing for the rest of her life.

 

[Trav]

From the streets she emerged....

 

[FAH1223]

Obscure bump

I just searched Spo and HEAT dancer. Thread came up

 

[KidJSoul]

This.

A lot of these athletes/coaches look like they're getting a bad deal on the money side but they (usually) have a spreadsheet full of heauxs they been smashing the whole time.

Wifey might let him have one or two. Maybe a little discreet mistress. After awhile, she realizes she can get some dikk from a pool boy plus half the athlete/coach's money.

That's the game. Rich man leases the puzzy like a luxury car and then trades it out. She puts up with shyt for 5 to 10 years, pops out some babies and then gets to live in luxury and do nothing for the rest of her life.

Nah that's still a bad deal for the coach lol

 

[Da_Eggman]

New dancers are hired everyday

 

[Illuminatos]

Not one pic of him on her page

Man, this chick basic as hell.

 

[the elastic]

Why do they wife these chicks? Just smash and keep it moving lol.

Cause they're game goofy

 

[Trojan 24]

Spo definitely going to upgrade and get the new version, he probably not worried about it. He gonna be coaching the Heat for 20 more years and shyt

 

[skyrunner1]

Ngl modern women treat marriage like a “phase” in their life

She’s on to the next chapter lol

She literally got "Modern Matriarch" in her IG bio

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[Primetime]

As long as the divorce isn’t messy, it’s not necessarily a bad result for either of them.

As far as societal pressures/expectations for men, Spo accomplished everything:

• Became successful
• Got married
• Had kids
• Can provide for the kids

Whether he wants to ride off into the sunset on a DiCaprio spree as a baby faced sugar daddy, or still wants to pursue actual companionship… he ticked all the boxes.

 

[old pig]

…that chin looks more aerodynamic than a harpoon

 

[JLova]

7 year itch.

Quite possibly most unattractive body type to me besides obese.