what in the fukk???? 
Eric Berry doesnt mess with horses...
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Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
fukk YOU!!!!!!! you making jokes but Bambi is a fukkin bully....here's the story
I run a lot so there's a bunch of running trails you can take here in NoVA. Since I'm scared to death of deer, I try my best to avoid the ones that go thru wildlife refuges and shyt. So I'm running this one that runs along 495. Make it out about 4 miles and I'm booking, everythings cool. On the way back, running down this trail and there's a damn near flooded out creek to my left and a woodline on the right. I see two deer about 40 yards ahead of me so I slow down a bit. I'm thinking "ok, they'll move" but nah, stayed right there. My next move was to go to this smaller off the path trail that was in the woods but nope, 20 yards to my right are 2 more deer. At this point, my a$$hole is tight than a bytch. It was either keep moving or wait'em out so I said fukk it, I'll turn around and take an even longer route back to my car. WRONG...not more than 10 yards behind me was another one of them muthafukkas lookin at me like
that horse knew what was up.fukk them bike riders..taking up the road n shyt
Slaimon Khan Shah
SLAIMON KHAN SHAH = SHAOLIN MONK/S OF ISLAAM
I thought is was a Denver Broncos thing at first.
fukk YOU!!!!!!! you making jokes but Bambi is a fukkin bully....here's the story
I run a lot so there's a bunch of running trails you can take here in NoVA. Since I'm scared to death of deer, I try my best to avoid the ones that go thru wildlife refuges and shyt. So I'm running this one that runs along 495. Make it out about 4 miles and I'm booking, everythings cool. On the way back, running down this trail and there's a damn near flooded out creek to my left and a woodline on the right. I see two deer about 40 yards ahead of me so I slow down a bit. I'm thinking "ok, they'll move" but nah, stayed right there. My next move was to go to this smaller off the path trail that was in the woods but nope, 20 yards to my right are 2 more deer. At this point, my a$$hole is tight than a bytch. It was either keep moving or wait'em out so I said fukk it, I'll turn around and take an even longer route back to my car. WRONG...not more than 10 yards behind me was another one of them muthafukkas lookin at me like....so I did what any other self respecting black man would do...climbed a fukkin tree and waited 5 min for them bytches to clear out...you might laugh ya ass off but I'm just glad to be here to tell the story
That's what you get for stayin out NoVA with the cac deers wantin to investigate and fukk wit humans, the deers could give two shyts about you in PG County they just wanna fukk with the grass and mind theirs.
Kings County
Law III | Law XXV | Law XV
fukk YOU!!!!!!! you making jokes but Bambi is a fukkin bully....here's the story
I run a lot so there's a bunch of running trails you can take here in NoVA. Since I'm scared to death of deer, I try my best to avoid the ones that go thru wildlife refuges and shyt. So I'm running this one that runs along 495. Make it out about 4 miles and I'm booking, everythings cool. On the way back, running down this trail and there's a damn near flooded out creek to my left and a woodline on the right. I see two deer about 40 yards ahead of me so I slow down a bit. I'm thinking "ok, they'll move" but nah, stayed right there. My next move was to go to this smaller off the path trail that was in the woods but nope, 20 yards to my right are 2 more deer. At this point, my a$$hole is tight than a bytch. It was either keep moving or wait'em out so I said fukk it, I'll turn around and take an even longer route back to my car. WRONG...not more than 10 yards behind me was another one of them muthafukkas lookin at me like....so I did what any other self respecting black man would do...climbed a fukkin tree and waited 5 min for them bytches to clear out...you might laugh ya ass off but I'm just glad to be here to tell the story
nah looks like them deers opened u up and bent u over
Hahaha!!!
This is great...I can't wait till Chiefs play Denver at Mile High
This is great...I can't wait till Chiefs play Denver at Mile High
Hahaha!!!
This is great...I can't wait till Chiefs play Denver at Mile High
Yall shoulda been used that tactic, clearly the donks are the friendliest team in the division. We better put black stallions all across they sideline when they come to Oakland.
fukk YOU!!!!!!! you making jokes but Bambi is a fukkin bully....here's the story
I run a lot so there's a bunch of running trails you can take here in NoVA. Since I'm scared to death of deer, I try my best to avoid the ones that go thru wildlife refuges and shyt. So I'm running this one that runs along 495. Make it out about 4 miles and I'm booking, everythings cool. On the way back, running down this trail and there's a damn near flooded out creek to my left and a woodline on the right. I see two deer about 40 yards ahead of me so I slow down a bit. I'm thinking "ok, they'll move" but nah, stayed right there. My next move was to go to this smaller off the path trail that was in the woods but nope, 20 yards to my right are 2 more deer. At this point, my a$$hole is tight than a bytch. It was either keep moving or wait'em out so I said fukk it, I'll turn around and take an even longer route back to my car. WRONG...not more than 10 yards behind me was another one of them muthafukkas lookin at me like....so I did what any other self respecting black man would do...climbed a fukkin tree and waited 5 min for them bytches to clear out...you might laugh ya ass off but I'm just glad to be here to tell the story
You probably had the :dafuk: face when you turned around and the bytch 10 yards from you
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Yall shoulda been used that tactic, clearly the donks are the friendliest team in the division. We better put black stallions all across they sideline when they come to Oakland.
by friendliest, i'll assume that you really mean the reigning champions of the division...in that case, I agree
now that his phobia has been exposed, I hope we sit Thunder (Broncos live horse mascot) right behind the back of the endzone, and then just have whatever receiver he's covering run fly routes to the end zone every time
That horse walked up on him like"Hey"...
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Had his partnas in the back like
that guy was one some "im the horse whisperer" "watch me bond with nature"
by friendliest, i'll assume that you really mean the reigning champions of the division...in that case, I agree
now that his phobia has been exposed, I hope we sit Thunder (Broncos live horse mascot) right behind the back of the endzone, and then just have whatever receiver he's covering run fly routes to the end zone every time
Naw I mean yall nice, yall good, lol yall really are good right now tho Colorado burnin tough.
Deers don't play around
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