steadyrighteous
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Honestly you could save the quarter million in salary for a Coli Exec and just have a 5 point cue card:
More blacks
No gays
Less women
Have we considered Alexandra Daddario?
No gays
Emma Watson sure owes the hackers some percentage money
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Honestly you could save the quarter million in salary for a Coli Exec and just have a 5 point cue card:
More blacks
No gays
Less women
Have we considered Alexandra Daddario?
No gays
the next guy
Superstar
this movie was doing good no matter what.
she's not j law level
she's not j law level
Holy shyt
The fourth one sounds like some simpsons shyt
Let me add:
Why are there so many cacs in this?
Have we considered titty meats?
She can't possibly play ______, she has no ass
Make it dark
Will smith has never had a flop let's call him.
Are we sure children see movies?
steadyrighteous
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Holy shyt
The fourth one sounds like some simpsons shyt
Let me add:
Why are there so many cacs in this?
Have we considered titty meats?
She can't possibly play ______, she has no ass
Make it dark
Will smith has never had a flop let's call him.
Are we sure children see movies?
This is too fun and too easy.
No stereotypical storylinesThis doesn't feel "real" enough - we need more hood shyt
No c00ning and shuckin', but also no talky or cac humour 
More pro black
Woah there, don't preach to me#colinotes
This is too fun and too easy.
This doesn't feel "real" enough - we need more hood shyt
#colinotes
Let's make sure we're not too pro agenda
Let's not put Kevin Hart in this but lets also put a black comedian in it
Remember, black people can't relate to not being in the hood
Make sure this only appeals to men. We know women don't spend money on movie tickets
That movie was making bank regardless of who they casted.
That Disney machine will never fail
just waiting on that fox and the hound live remake
steadyrighteous
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Let's make sure we're not too pro agenda
Let's not put Kevin Hart in this but lets also put a black comedian in it
Remember, black people can't relate to not being in the hood
Make sure this only appeals to men. We know women don't spend money on movie tickets
Jennifer Lawrence?
There's a million black women who could play this part easily and way better.You're really gonna cast her?
Her husband's white/her mother's white/her agent's white/the valet who parked her car was white. She's not black.Another reboot or sequel script? Breh, bring me something original
Can somebody get Ice Cube's agent on the phone? Tucker's in my office and he's ready to make a deal
Jennifer Lawrence?
You're really gonna cast her?
Another reboot or sequel script? Breh, bring me something original
Can somebody get Ice Cube's agent on the phone? Tucker's in my office and he's ready to make a deal
They're remaking The Thing? Why would they bother to remake Carpenter's classic?
steadyrighteous
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They're remaking The Thing? Why would they bother to remake Carpenter's classic?
If I was the type to make an alias, I'd make one called Pro Black Ari Gold and just give notes on every new TV show and movie thread.
That's after I fire Lloyd for flagrant alliance to The Agenda.
His position will of course be filled by Alexandra Daddario.
Oh forgot one more #colinote for the studio:
No gay people in your movie. America won't see it.
"But sir, beauty and the beast just made almost 200 million domestically its opening weekend"
Yeah but that was only gay cacs who saw it. We don't worry about them. Real America didn't see it
"So that means that money they paid wasn't real?"
Of course not. When Disney tries to cash those checks, banks will decline and say that money is filled with "the gay"
No gay people in your movie. America won't see it.
"But sir, beauty and the beast just made almost 200 million domestically its opening weekend"
Yeah but that was only gay cacs who saw it. We don't worry about them. Real America didn't see it
"So that means that money they paid wasn't real?"
Of course not. When Disney tries to cash those checks, banks will decline and say that money is filled with "the gay"
If I was the type to make an alias, I'd make one called Pro Black Ari Gold and just give notes on every new TV show and movie thread.
That's after I fire Lloyd for flagrant alliance to The Agenda.
His position will of course be filled by Alexandra Daddario.
Is she qualified to be your assistant?
Of course not. But she's got them titty meats so you know she's giving up them cheeks
steadyrighteous
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Coli Exec 2: I'd like to interject. Everybody knows that gay cac money is real. But technically it can only be spent on gender reassignment surgeries, feminism, or other ways that add to furthering The Agenda, and that's why we don't want it.
Is she qualified to be your assistant?
Of course not. But she's got them titty meats so you know she's giving up them cheeks
What are you inferring? At Pro Black Ari Gold and Associates we don't touch our PAWGs, we only keep them around for "research purposes".
Touche. Also that gay cac money can be donated to political campaigns who are cool with just anyone using the womans bathroom. Speaking of which, never hire the Wachowskis to do anything. ever.
But sir, if keep white women around, aren't we guilty of the same things we accuse black women of when we say they're "wenching"?
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steadyrighteous
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Everybody knows women aren't capable of making their own decisions based on logic.
PAWGin' is a conscious choice.
Wenchin' is the 'genda.
Everybody knows women aren't capable of making their own decisions based on logic.
PAWGin' is a conscious choice.
Wenchin' is the 'genda.
This shyt writes itself