Eminem's Lead Single 'Berzerk' **CDQ**

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This dude is a posterboy for wackness. Can't believe I bothered to give this a listen.
 

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rofl at the 2nd verse:

.........So I guess it ain't that aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint
Plus I showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
(get it, coat of paint, haha LOfukkingL
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So if love is a chess game, check mate
But girl your body's bangin' jump me in, bang bang
Yes-Sir-E-Bob, I was thinking the same thing
So come get on this pitch rock, bawitdaba dang dang
Pow, P-p-pow, chicka bow chicka wow wow
Got your girl wicka wicka frow frow
Then slow it down, throw in the towel, t-t-towel t-t-towel towel
Goin' down I don't know how, huh-huh, how how
At least I know that I don't know, question is are you bozos
Smart enough to feel stupid, hope so
Now hoe

This is the same dude that gave us:

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin' his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfukkin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as parents
You ****** do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage!
(Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't
think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo
Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*
And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-*** it's just the
 

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Or how about that first verse on who knew:

I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
****, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the **** way down, waitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my ****** eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - I'll burn your ****** house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burning furniture out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dikk sucked?
{*ewwww*} **** that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid's amusement
(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you ain't parents
 

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he had several lines where he sounded like old eminem with a regular voice

this is obviously his hit single commercial song....i'm sure lots of the other tracks will have the regular old voice
 

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His first singles usually suck balls, but if this is where his album is going he's headed down the same lane as his colloborator on "No Love". This is your last chance Marshall.
 
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