eating a bag of chips in a store then tossing em back on the shelf appreciation

Ashley Banks

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:comeon:You cant goto jail for stealing a bag of chips. In order for it to classify as felony theft (it differs from state to state) but Im pretty sure it has to be at least worth $500, I think its $1000 in most states (and thats only a class 6 felony). Hell whatever store you steal from wouldnt even prosecute you cause it wouldnt even be worth the money. $1000s in legal proceedings>>>>>>>>>>>a dollar bag of chips.

:leon: Really?

*goes to 7eleven*
 

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:comeon:You cant goto jail for stealing a bag of chips. In order for it to classify as felony theft (it differs from state to state) but Im pretty sure it has to be at least worth $500, I think its $1000 in most states (and thats only a class 6 felony). Hell whatever store you steal from wouldnt even prosecute you cause it wouldnt even be worth the money. $1000s in legal proceedings>>>>>>>>>>>a dollar bag of chips.

jail and prison are different, like misdemeanor and felony


a couple arrested over something similar and their kids put in cps
Makiki couple arrested over $5 sandwich | KHON2 Hawaii's News Leader

Your right about that but you missed the second part of my post. And the First line in the link you posted

"UPDATE: Safeway released a statement saying it has contacted police and will not be pressing charges against the couple."

Hell Safeway even apologized...

All my nikkas :eat: go on ahead and steal that candy. fukkem we dont lovem :pachaha:
 
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they did that because of the negative media attention because of the kid and cps
 

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goin to Safeway zoned and eating donuts in the store while you shop,shyt sometimes naught even shoppin>>>

used to do this shyt all the time in school..
 
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:ooh: Real G shyt havoc

Its bad enough chips cost a dollar and some change but they made the bags smaller :damn: Who thought the could pull a fast one and raise the price but give out less chips :comeon:
 

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Man, I'm fukkin pissed right now. Bought a 6 pack of Blue Moon and 3 of those fukkers were already empty. I should of checked them before I bought them. :(

I bet it was OP who did that shyt. :mad:

That's my L of the day.
 

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I've went shopping at Walmart and ate a whole bag of grapes AND a bag of cherries before. If you notice over in the grocery section they actually have garbage cans at the end of the aisles too :russ:
 

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You won't go to jail but you'd probably get banned from the store if you were caught.
 

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I've went shopping at Walmart and ate a whole bag of grapes AND a bag of cherries before. If you notice over in the grocery section they actually have garbage cans at the end of the aisles too :russ:

I wouldn't make it a habit to eat unwashed produce. Let alone straight off a shelf in a market.

You know how many filthy paws have prodded, caressed and fondled those cherries and grapes?
 

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You won't go to jail but you'd probably get banned from the store if you were caught.

lol@stealing a ragtag bag of chips equating jail time..oh thee ignance of some of you squares

tis risky to pull this in your local corna sto/bodega,shyt like this will have you trekkin into the yonder to get your libation..:stopitslime:

outside your local hood radius though=:leon:
 
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