Eat at KFC Brehs (Update-KFC tests "Rat" and calls :duck: on breh)

[PortCityProphet]

Hol up he couldn't look at it and tell it was off? He actually had to bite into it to figure out that ain't no damn chicken? It's a crispity crunchy tail right there.

 

[Hi!]

I eat rat from the chinese spot all the time shyt is delicious! What you think that is in the chicken fried rice and chicken and broccoli?

Them Chinese joints got the best fried chickenwings for real

 

[MikelArteta]

Forgot no one on the coli eats kfc

 

[Silkk]

It does look like chicken tho

Aside from that long ass tail

 

[Lakers Offseason]

So I guess that whole "our chicken is prepared fresh every day in our kitchen" KFC ad campaign from last year was a lot a bullshyt, cause aint no fukkin way a nicca breaded and seasoned a goddamn rat and then thru that bytch in the fryer unless he was either high as shyt, or he decided to fukk with people.

Breh, the shyt I heard back in HS what people were doing working in fast food joints


There are some dumb kids out there.

 

[Black]

Them Chinese joints got the best fried chickenwings for real

TRUTH! that's actual chicken too.

 

[DrX]

Prob one of those damn African s

 

[J Money]

I really hope it isnt a rat. Its making me feel woozy just looking at the picture god damn

 

[Vilhena]

He's gonna get PAID.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Breh, the shyt I heard back in HS what people were doing working in fast food joints


There are some dumb kids out there.

No doubt. My mans used to work at Dairy Queen while we were in high school, and I used to stop by and kick it, and he'd be doing all kinds a foul ass shyt to the food talkin' about "picture me giving a fukk, when they pay me minimum wage and Im serving nothing but fat honkys all day".

But for this KFC shyt, you mean to tell me a nicca grabbed a live or dead rat, and by hand rolled it around in some seasoning and flour and cooked it? Thats either a dedicated troll, or a far out nicca cause that would be depraved. Just evidence that the chicken aint made at KFC, but prolly in some fukked up lab and shipped to restaurants. A rat prolly snuck in somewhere in the process.

 

[Amphibious]

KFC, one of many demon corporations wanting the evidence so they can burn it

fukk that, get that shyt privately tested. Tell holmes that you'll pay him off 20 grand for it so it's incentive that the private tester don't try to play a breh.

This nikka will prolly get a nice chunk of change for this shyt.

 

[Retired Account]

Forgot no one on the coli eats kfc

I dont eat kfc. The only chain restuarant i get fried chicken from are popeyes and kennedys

 

[Drones]

The comments under the Worldstar video for this had me dead.

"Left my nikka crispy son. fukked up world b...
-NY nikka"

"all NY nikkas logged off and went to the funeral"

"THESE ARE DARK TIMES FOR NY nikkaS FIRST CHINX NOW SQUEAKS"

"I know Ny nikkas happy they ain gotta go huntin for food no more . They can go right to KFC .. Jus ask for the "splinter combo"

etc.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Nikka had that "Jerry hold the Tom" Extra Value Meal.

 

[scarlxrd]

Breh, the shyt I heard back in HS what people were doing working in fast food joints


There are some dumb kids out there.

My old high school friend worked at Krispy Kreme and used to pee and wring out the mop in the batter. fukking demonic shyt. You should be cautious with ANY food you didn't prepare brehs.