Easier scammer hustle. Financial Guru vs. Fitness Guru

[MikelArteta]

Relationship guru should be an option as well

 

[BrothaZay]

Easier to fake having money than it is faking being in shape

 

[Barlow]

i say financial. all you need is a twitter account talking about real estate and a pic of a car to fool desperate people

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

I'm going with fitness. You guys be willing to roid up to look the part though.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Cringe-worthy. People actually buy into this. He sounds like the devil making a deal for somebody's soul.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

@SourPowerStraws

I’m a financial counselor who helps poor people so I don’t fit in with this.


But this is my last week as a counselor tho

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Being a fake fitness guru won't get you thrown in prison.

 

[Diondon]

I would laugh in a financial guru's face, specially if his shyt don't add up
A trainer, at least you have to put in work to look the part

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Financial because I can easily throw on a suit, pull up a bullshyt stat chart and bullshyt myself into getting the bag if I wanted to.

Meanwhile, I'm not in shape to tell folks to eat healthy

 

[Hey_zeus]

Fitness

I know former fat nikkas who have become fitness evangelists because they finally started living their life correctly in their 30s.

 

[semicko82]

Dating/Relationship/Life coaches

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Dating/Relationship/Life coaches

This needs to be said

 

[concise]

Being a fake fitness guru won't get you thrown in prison.

True.

 

[DonDadda]

Fitness, most these fatties dont actually wanna get in shape. They want something to commit to just to feel like they are doing something about their situation without actually putting in any real effort. If you look at gym memberships I bet a good 30% are people who never turn up.

 

[Deuterion]

Finance Guru is easier because there is already a societal expectation that some investments will take decades to pay off. I could make a program about Whole Life Insurance or Mutual Funds and caveat the results with the phrase "you need to keep investing over the course of 20 years, market volatility can have an impact on returns" and that'll cover the people that are disgruntled.

With Fitness, no one has the expectation that it'll take years. If you're going to a fitness guru and you don't see results in six months to a year then you know it's a sham.