Eagles hired the stuttering lawyer from My Cousin Vinny

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Imagine not being able to put a coherent sentence together but a team hires you for a job that pays millions of dollars :wow:

Then when this dumb ass cac goes10 - 24 and is fired at the beginning of his 3rd season no one will stop and say "you know dude got up and talked like english was his 4th language so maybe that should have been a sign"...
 

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In his defense, Doug’s first presser was trash too.. But, I think this shyt is gonna be a fukkin disaster, Brehs.. :patrice:
 

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I had a speech impediment before it has nothing to do with intellect or smarts. However I ain't up there giving press conferences or ted talks. I would think that hiring someone to be a public figure where press conferences are a norm and talking to the press one of the big things you do

but hey i'm black not a cac
 

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Big difference between how you articulate yourself in the locker room vs in front of the mic. Whether your players ride with you is all that matters.


it is, but as a coach you have two games you have to win, the one on the field and the one in the press room, this will either be a footnote or always come back to bite him in the ass, and i can only imagine the Philly fan base and media is going to have a field day with this

I wonder what his interview sounded like
How would i slow down the redskins front 7

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Shiiid, can you?? I mean I guess you could run a couple slants
 

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I'm sure dude rehearsed that speech plenty of times but it's different when the lights are on. Looking forward to him leading the Eagles to a losing season and the Philly fans and media roasting him like Porky Pig:lolbron:
 

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Big difference between how you articulate yourself in the locker room vs in front of the mic. Whether your players ride with you is all that matters.


wtf? :dahell:

Do you actually watch the clip? He doesn't sound much better than how he sounded at the press conference. There's no huge difference here at all.
 

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as I previously mentioned, it's really not about how he was speaking (at least to me). it was Pop Warner levels of pep talk that sound stupid to me. and i'm not saying he needs to have the oratory skills of Gore Vidal (:dame:) but he does need to sound believable and competent which he doesn't
 
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