Dwyane Wade said Pat Riley taking LeBron’s chocolate chip cookies was the final straw

[Art Barr]

Ill state assassins
Sumfin fo dey asses




Art Barr

 

[Captain Crunch]

I thought I got Centel'd
Bout to hit up my local bakery in a few hours and get some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies

 

[FTBS]

Micromanaging is the worst thing for u to do especially when u already champs and these players know what needs to be done

Its not even micromanaging its just being a petty, unnecessary ass. And this dude had the gall to act all shocked and indignant when Bron treated him like a jumpoff that didnt get the hint that summer and beyond. You dont mess with a man's cookies but seriously.

 

[King Eros]

i laighed so hard when i heard read that report.

"riley's breakdown increased Jimmy's desire to leave the organization"

bootleg mob boss was UNHINGED

 

[Byronml]

Pat’s been doing to much since the late 80’s. That’s why he got ran off the Lakers

 

[feelosofer]

LeBron is maniacal about his fitness. Let him have his cookies.

 

[Diondon]

GOAT listened to Phil

 

[Versa]

Great men tend to all have the same traits. Prideful. Principle based. Arrogant. Demanding of respect.

It's "just cookies", but nah, fukk that, that's LeBron fukking James' cookies you crazy cac tf wrong with you?

Taking chocolate chip cookies away from the best thing to happen to the heat in franchise history is why its never good to feel yourself TOO MUCH.

Always have a healthy degree of humility and soft people skills, no matter how much of a great alpha male you might perceive yourself to be.

Cuz if not, you might end up taking the wrong nikka's cookies

The thought of taking my best player's cookies away when he got me two rings and got us all making money is simply something that would never even enter my mind I'm cocky but I ain't DUMB.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Bron like "You can cuss me out. You can make me run. But DO NOT fukk with my cookies!"

Aye its all jokes but for real, think about it, imagine your boss goes in your office/locker whatever and takes your favorite snack on some Uncle George from ATL shyt. Most people would be pissed. Then imagine you the best in the world at what you do and you can go anywhere.

Facts.

Bron has never had issues with conditioning. Never been remotely chunky. Doesn't smoke and doesn’t drink much. Dude probably burns more calories than anyone. Breh probably needed the cookies to hit them macro targets.

You take cookies away from Zion and Luka....not Bron.

KD and Wemby need to up their cookie intake lmao.

 

[jwinfield]

OBLIGATORY

#HEATCULTURE



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If it was some 2nd rounder or a guy Spoelstra found at an open gym that learned how to make cookies starting fires with a pen and piece of gum Riles would’ve let it rock.

#HEATCULTURE

 

[King_Kamala61]

LeBron a skirt....Idda went to the GM and said look somebody gonna replace my stolen cookies or y'all gonna lose out on me.

I quit working with galleries for shyt lesser than that. I'm quick to point out how I'm the only negro in their gallery that in a museum permanent art collection and they ain't got no one else.

LeBron just leaving over it is some bytch shyt

 

[hashmander]

LeBron a skirt....Idda went to the GM and said look somebody gonna replace my stolen cookies or y'all gonna lose out on me.

I quit working with galleries for shyt lesser than that. I'm quick to point out how I'm the only negro in their gallery that in a museum permanent art collection and they ain't got no one else.

LeBron just leaving over it is some bytch shyt

riles was the president.

 

[King_Kamala61]

riles was the president.

Well damn lol

 

[dh86]

lol Wade full of shyt. LeBron left because Wade knees were gone and Bosh stopped trying

 

[Copy Ninja]

That's some petty shyt